Pristine Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Votes:	682

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	192	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Farms Harvested:	507	Star Shards Collected:	52
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Buildings Constructed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ores Mined:	9034	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Astral Projections Made:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6063
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Secret Passages Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Farms Harvested:	453
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Crops Grown:	4422	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	177
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Star Shards Collected:	229
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	5554
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Animals Bred:	101
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

Players:	108/500	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Mines Excavated:	4682	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5