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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3047 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 2882 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. But then, a group of mischievous creepers came along and blew it up, causing chaos and laughter all around. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the madness that awaits you on this server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks upon stacks of emeralds. So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. See you in the game, gadjo!
