Prisonstom | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zoomer Trannies & Perverts 1.20.2

+x, 1.20.2, 4chan, Anti-Christ, controversial, Discord, Faggots, Leftist, LGBTQ, offensive language, Online Community, Perverts, reddit, retards, social media, tiktok, trannies, tranny, Zoomer, zoomers

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Love Letters Sent:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Yo, forget about all those other lame platforms, bro! This Minecraft server is where it’s at! Why join? Because we ain’t about that Zoomer tranny life, or that leftist tranny pervert life, or that anti-Christ life, or that TikTok retard life, or that Discord faggot and Zoomer life. We’re all about that blocky, pixelated, crazy fun life! Join now and escape the madness of reality!

SisWeddingNoShowCraft

Approval, arguments, big day, Circumstances, cold shoulders, criticism, Defending, family drama, loyalty, parents, passive aggressive, sister, SisWeddingNoShowCraft, strained relationship, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any passive-aggressive comments or cold shoulders.

We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, which is why we offer a drama-free zone for all players. No more defending your virtual wife against criticism or arguing with your sister over wedding attendance. On our server, everyone is welcome and respected, no matter what.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, battling mobs, and having a great time with fellow players. Leave the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and say goodbye to real-life conflicts – at least until you log off!

Chromatin Craft: DNA Dynasty

biological processes, biological studies, biology research, cell assembly, cell biology, cellular aggregation, cellular behavior, cellular structures, Chromatin, chromatin analysis, chromatin organization, Craft, Dictyostelium, Dna, DNA sequencing, DNA structure, DYNASTY, genetic material, model organisms, multicellular aggregates, organism development, scientific research, spatial organization, structural proteins

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even researchers be examining it like it’s some next level shiz? Well, lemme tell ya ’bout this server that’s so wild, it’ll make your brain cells do the cha-cha.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in a world where chromatin and DNA be partying together like it’s Coachella. We got cells that be doin’ their own thang, but when stuff gets real, they come together like a freakin’ Avengers squad. It’s like a science experiment gone cray-cray, but in a good way.

Join this server and you’ll be part of a community that’s more lit than a bonfire on a summer night. We got crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. So what you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Eternal Union – Wife’s Approval 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, Approval, Cheating, Commitment, discretion, ETERNAL, fidelity, Infidelity, Intimacy, loyalty, Marriage, Married men, Pepsi-Cola, pussy, relationships, scandal, secrecy, Taste, temptation, Trust, union, Video, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	9134	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ores Mined:	9714
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and lava that flows like my tears when I realize I have to adult.

The community is lit AF, with players who are as crazy as a box of frogs on a hot tin roof.

And don’t even get me started on the epic builds you’ll see – we’ve got castles that make Hogwarts look like a tiny shack!

So come on, join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will make your brain do backflips while singing the national anthem backwards!

CraftyCarpenterWars

aita, carpenter dispute, contractor accountability, contractor communication, contractor deadlines, contractor deposit, contractor excuses, contractor issues, contractor payment, contractor professionalism, contractor project management, contractor quality, contractor reliability, contractor trustworthiness, CraftyCarpenterWars, home repairs, renovation problems, siding with carpenter, unfinished work, withholding payment

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Towns Built:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing? Well, look no further because our server is like that unreliable carpenter you hired to fix your windows, but with a twist!

Join our server for the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and broken promises. Just like how the carpenter claimed he could paint your entire house in a day, we promise you epic adventures and endless fun (but maybe not in a day).

Experience the thrill of waiting for deadlines to be met, only to be disappointed time and time again. Just like how the carpenter blamed his wife’s anxiety for not finishing the job, we’ll come up with equally outrageous excuses for any server downtime.

And just like how the carpenter asked for more money for paint at the last minute, we’ll surprise you with unexpected in-game purchases that you never knew you needed (but definitely do).

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with broken promises, excuses, and unexpected twists, join our Minecraft server now! Just remember, we may not finish on time, but we’ll definitely keep you entertained.

BlockyGovs & PartyPals

Accountability, authoritarianism, autocratic ways, BlockyGovs, declining trust, Democracy, Democratic countries., democratic values, global politics, Governance, governments, non-democratic leaders, parliaments, PartyPals, political institutions, political leaders, political parties, political stability, public trust, State Power, Trust in representative institutions, warning sign.

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of all that political mumbo jumbo? Sick of all the drama in the real world? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft server and leave all that boring stuff behind!

On our server, you can build your own political empire and rule with an iron fist! Who needs parliaments and governments when you can be the supreme leader of your own virtual kingdom? Plus, with all the declining trust in real-life institutions, why not jump into a world where YOU call the shots?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a warning sign for all those non-democratic political leaders out there. They better watch out, because our players are ready to take on any autocratic ways that come their way. So come join us and let’s show the world how Minecraft can be the ultimate escape from all that real-life drama! Let’s get building, baby!

Ethereal Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, English, Ethereal, hololive, hololive english, Hololive English agency, Hololive English debut, Hololive English generation, Hololive English girls, Hololive English idols, Hololive English members, Hololive English streamers, Hololive English talent, Hololive English talents, Hololive English virtual debut, Hololive English virtual girls, Hololive English virtual idols, Hololive English virtual streamers, Hololive English virtual talents, HololiveEN, Isles, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7119

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party with all your favorite Hololive “English” VTubers!

Imagine building epic structures with Gura, exploring caves with Amelia, and trolling your friends with Calli’s sick rhymes.

Plus, there’s a secret hidden dungeon where you can battle against Kiara’s chicken army for epic loot.

Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with your favorite virtual idols and create some hilarious chaos together. Join now and let’s get this virtual party started!

Momma’s Boyfriend Quest

arguments with parents, awkward situations, Boyfriend, Communication Issues, dinner conversations, emotional arguments, emotional boundaries, emotional reactions, family dynamics, generational differences, getting to know significant other, insecurity triggers, misinterpretations, mommas, parent-child relationships, parental expectations, putting in effort, Quest, seeking reassurance, shy parents, sibling relationships, strong connections

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from emotionally charged arguments with your mom and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the awkward dinners and intense family discussions.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with your sister’s boyfriend who is always talkative and open to bonding. No more quiet and awkward dinners, just fun and laughter with your new Minecraft family.

Join us and let go of the drama, because on our server, the only arguments you’ll have are about who built the coolest castle or who found the rarest diamond. Say goodbye to emotional turmoil and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your way to a drama-free life filled with fun and adventure!

RedditCrazeCraft

BIZARRE, crazy, INSANE, internet, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, Online Community, Outrageous, reddit, RedditCrazeCraft, Shocking.., social media, strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable stories, unexpected, UNUSUAL, viral content, weird, Wild

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Votes:	2270	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	451318	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	67	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Have you ever seen a post on Reddit about a Minecraft server where players ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas armed with diamond swords? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild and wacky as they come. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond sword-wielding llamas? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by a TNT cannon)!

Superman vs. Creeper – Minecraft Battle

action, Adventure, Arcade, atari 2600, battle, classic, Competition, creeper, dc comics, Gaming, gaming history, Hero, iconic, Legendary, Marvel, Minecraft, Retro, Rivals, SuperHero, Superman, video game, Villain, vintage

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ores Mined:	7639
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT SUPERMAN FLYIN AROUND LIKE HE ON CRACK! U CAN BATTLE HIM AND HIS RIVALS LIKE BATMAN AND WONDER WOMAN! WE GOTTA WHOLE MARVEL UNIVERSE UP IN DIS BIH! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA CRAZINESS! MAY DA BLOCKS BE EVER IN UR FAVOR!

Nitro-Farm Fun: CO2 Boost!

#sustainability, Agricultural, agriculture, atmospheric chemistry, Boost, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide levels, climate change, Co2, CO2 exchange, crop production, environmental impact, Environmental Science, fertilization practices, Fun, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, hotspots, NitroFarm, nitrogen fertiliser, nitrogen pollution, northern hemisphere, seasonal cycle, soil health

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9063	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows fart so much they make the CO2 levels go up by 9 ppm in the northern hemisphere! it’s like a real life science experiment but with blocks and creepers. plant your crops and watch them grow faster than you can say “agricultural nitrogen fertiliser”. who needs boring old farming when you can be part of a global warming phenomenon in a virtual world? join now and be part of the hottest (literally) server around!

IntelliCraft Land 1.21

acceptance, belonging, Community, discrimination, Diversity, functional member, hate, inclusion, Individuality, IntelliCraft, intelligence, Land, long tail, mental health, retarded, self worth, Smart, societal norms, society, stigma, tags

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Secret Passages Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the boring real world where you have to be all functional and smart and stuff. Here, you can be as retarded as you want and no one will judge you!

We have the craziest builds and the weirdest players you’ll ever meet. It’s like stepping into a parallel universe where everything is upside down and inside out.

If you’re tired of being a responsible adult, come join us and let your inner child run wild. We promise you’ll never want to leave once you see the chaos and madness that awaits you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to reality and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about the world.

Elon’s Twitter Escape Craft

activism, Complaints, Craft, digital protest, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, Escape, free speech, government criticism, government influence, online activism, Online platforms, political activism, Political Engagement, protest, public opinion, social justice, social media, social media influence, Technology, twitter, US government

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	768561	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Tired of Elon Musk taking over the world with his fancy rockets and electric cars? Well, it’s time to escape to our Minecraft server where you can build your own rocket ship and take over the galaxy! Join us and show Elon who’s boss in a world where the only government is run by a group of mischievous llamas who are always up to no good. So leave Twitter behind and come join us for some out-of-this-world fun!

CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server

Backlash, CraftyUkrainian, criticism, Defense, denigrate, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, leader, Minecraft, Politics, president, protest, public opinion, Rally, Seek, Server, solidarity, Support, trump, Ukraine, ukrainians, Unity

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mines Excavated:	2098	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro! You gotta join cuz we got Ukrainians rallying around their president like it’s a freakin’ parade, man! And get this, Trump is tryna diss him, but we ain’t havin’ none of that drama here, nah uh! We all about unity and support, yo! Plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya, so come on and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me, dude!

CraftyCanuck: “You can’t grief our server”

Canada, Competition, Country, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, Game, Grief, Hockey, international relations, leader, nationalism, North America, patriotism, Politics, pride, Rivalry, Server, Sportsmanship, Statement, trudeau, U.S, Unity, Victory

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

join this epic minecraft server where we fight for our country like trudeau fighting for canada against the u.s. we build giant igloos to protect our land and ride polar bears into battle. you can’t take our country or our game, eh! come join us and show your canadian pride by dominating the competition with maple syrup and hockey sticks. sorry, not sorry, but this server is the best, eh!

Players:	96/200	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5690	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5