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ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5276	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Villages Defended:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8459
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4929	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	New Chunks Explored:	198253
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Votes:	5435	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	7721	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Crops Grown:	4061	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Zombie Dances:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Potions Brewed:	114
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

Players:	109/600	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Void Armor Forged:	21	Votes:	7001
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	153
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2