Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prisoners are actually just being tsundere! That’s right, they may act tough on the outside, but deep down they just want to be friends and build epic structures together.

Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!

So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Star Shards Collected: 61
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
Love Letters Sent: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Neuro Club Minecraft Server

    Neuro Club Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

    The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 24

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

    RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
    Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

    Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

    JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft
    The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

    Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

    Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

    Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

    And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

    Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

    So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 32
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Emeralds Found: 1991
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

    DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

    Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

    Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

    So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • WildCraft73: WWF Edition

    WildCraft73: WWF Edition
    Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Magic Items Found: 8790

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

    Description
    Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

    Overview:

    Features:

    • Waystone
    • Double Shulker Shells
    • Invis. Item Frames
    • Katters and Qraftys structure packs
    • Master Stonecutter recipes
    • More Food data pack
    • Chest/shulker previews
    • /trigger gotospawn
    • Treefeller
    • Graves

    Join Us:

    You can apply to join here.

    Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
    What version is the server running? 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
    What are the main features of the server? Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 153335 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

    Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 123 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 123 Magic Wands Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

    mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyLove

    CraftyLove
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

    But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

    So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • TechWishCraft

    TechWishCraft
    Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 83 Falling into the Void: 1
    Ores Mined: 7402 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Animals Bred: 101 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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