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we have crazy mini-games like “sheep jousting” and “lava parkour” that will have u laughing ur pants off! plus, our community is so wacky and fun, u won’t want to leave!

join now and u might even get to meet our resident llama, Larry, who is known for his sick dance moves and love for disco music. trust me, u won’t regret it!

so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server ever and let’s have a blast together! oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of alien penguins who crash-landed on earth and decided to start a minecraft server as a cover for their intergalactic dance party? true story bro!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
Runes Activated: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Enchantments Applied: 214
Ores Mined: 4231 Potions Brewed: 72

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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