Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Treasure Maps Found: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Alien Abductions: 0
Animals Bred: 30 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Spice and Wolf Minecraft Server

    Spice and Wolf Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the shepherd stigma following you around like a lost sheep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, shepherds are the ultimate VIPs! We believe in breaking stereotypes and embracing our woolly friends with open arms (and shears).

    Join our server and experience a world where shepherds are worshipped like royalty, where sheep roam free and rule the land. Build your own wool empire, breed the fluffiest sheep, and become the ultimate shepherd champion.

    Forget about the old-fashioned views on shepherds, on our server, you’ll be treated like a shepherd god(dess). So come on, join us and let’s shepherd our way to victory!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • The Damned Soul of Muhammed Minecraft SMP Rave

    The Damned Soul of Muhammed Minecraft SMP Rave
    Are you tired of being haunted by the ghost of Muhammed in your sleep? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Not only will you be able to escape Muhammed’s torment, but you’ll also have the chance to battle insectoid demons alongside him in epic PvP battles. Who knew that the key to defeating your nightmares was just a click away? Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with orcish screams and melting flesh – unless, of course, you’re into that sort of thing.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Farms Harvested: 679
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Magic Items Found: 5075
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MineCraftMishaps

    MineCraftMishaps
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Well, let’s just say I learned the hard way that pigs can’t fly…literally. But don’t worry, on our server, we have flying pigs that can take you on epic adventures through the skies! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a creeper with your diamonds or trying to tame an Ender Dragon as a pet. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your enchanted golden carrots for the journey!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Farms Harvested: 354 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MissileCraft Airlines

    MissileCraft Airlines
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where Air France planes be dodging missiles in mid-air? Well, you’re in luck cuz that’s exactly what goes down on our server! Imagine building your epic base while watching planes do crazy stunts to avoid getting blown up. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now for the most adrenaline-pumping experience of your life! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it, that is. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos on our server!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Runes Activated: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Smile Quest Minecraft Server

    Smile Quest Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smiles of our friendly villagers, especially Old Man Jenkins who always has a twinkle in his eye and a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his house (shh, don’t tell anyone).

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the sick beats of our resident DJ, DJ Enderman. He’ll drop the bass so hard, you’ll be mining diamonds in no time.

    But beware, there’s a legend that a mythical chicken roams the land, laying golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen the golden glow of the chicken’s feathers as it struts through the forest.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the memories are unforgettable. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love photobombing your selfies.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

    Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

    CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ores Mined: 3499
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Ores Mined: 7994
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 74 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Dimension Hops: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Alien Abductions: 4
    Runes Activated: 2 New Chunks Explored: 678801
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 5999

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Emeralds Found: 2299
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Farms Harvested: 489 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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