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Starbucks Crafted Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, barista culture, barista job, barista skills, barista training, baristas, beverage industry, cafe experience, coffee, coffee culture, coffee drinkers, coffee industry, coffee lovers, coffee shop, crafted, customer service, job satisfaction, Opinions, Realms, service industry, Starbucks, Thoughts, work environment

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Void Gems Collected:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	893	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Yo, forget about Starbucks baristas, come join our Minecraft server where the villagers are the real MVPs! They serve up the best virtual lattes and frappuccinos you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off creepers and zombies like total bosses. Plus, where else can you find a barista who can also build you a sweet castle with a moat filled with lava? Join now for a caffeine-fueled adventure like no other!

“Love you more than diamonds 💎💕” – Minecraft SMP

cookie cake, DELICIOUS, dessert, diamonds, DIRTY, flirty, gift, INTIMATE, love, man, Message, Minecraft, Naughty, personalized, playful, Romantic, smp, Special, Surprise, SWEET, Treat, Unique, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4717
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	560143
Runes Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

So like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we all just build crazy stuff and have epic battles with mobs and each other. It’s like a war zone but with blocks and stuff. And get this, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to fight for us. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. And the best part is, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. So one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a dolphin. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

RingRulerCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mines Excavated:	2359
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	78	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of trying to sneakily measure your girlfriend’s ring finger without her catching on? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Ring Finger Measurement Tool” that allows you to accurately measure her finger size without her suspecting a thing! Join now and become the ultimate secret agent boyfriend!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that poop out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS! So come join us and start collecting those sparkly treasures to impress your pixelated princess!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come out to boogie down! Get your groove on with zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you dance the night away in our virtual club!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

DesertBomberzMC

airstrikes, Bombing, Conflict, Defense, desert, DesertBomberzMC, foreign policy, general, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, strategy, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	614618
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	5554
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Farms Harvested:	255	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this top Iranian general dude was, like, saying Russia was bombing the empty desert but really they were, like, attacking Syrian rebels. like, what even is that, bro?

if you join this server, you’ll be, like, part of the wildest adventures ever. we got, like, secret underground bases, flying pigs, and, like, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s, like, totally nuts, man.

oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that makes you invincible? yeah, we got that too. so, like, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

Royal Kingdoms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Kingdoms, royal

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	1272
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. Why? Because my wives are there, man. And let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you’ll ever meet. Like, they build these insane structures and slay mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We have like, daily dance parties at sunset and everyone wears diamond armor. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rare loot? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

So yeah, come join us on the server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. My wives are waiting for you, bro.

Pixelated Chicken Madness

Artificial Intelligence, Authenticity, chicken, Communication, Deception, female, gender, Hiding, Identity, madness, pixelated, privacy, real voice, rrats, secrecy, Silence, speculation, Technology, text to speech, transparency, vocalization, VOICE, zen

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got Zen, who may or may not be a girl, using some wack text to speech instead of her real voice. And don’t even get me started on those Rrats, they need to be silenced ASAP. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and mysteries to uncover. Who knows what secrets Zen is hiding, but one thing’s for sure – this server is lit! Join now and let’s get this party started!

UselessFactsMCSMP

factoid, fun fact, insignificant fact, Interesting fact, irrelevant fact, nugget of useless information, obscure fact, pointless information, random knowledge, tidbit of knowledge, Trivia, trivial fact, unimportant fact, useless data, useless fact, useless factoid, useless information, useless knowledge, useless tidbit, useless trivia, UselessFactsMCSMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Towns Built:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons.

First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a pet dragon that guards it all. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ DRAGON. And if you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, you get to keep all the loot.

But wait, there’s more. We have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like a thrill ride and a sauna all in one. Plus, if you survive the ride, you get a free diamond sword.

Oh, and did I mention the secret society of llamas that roam the server? They’re like the Illuminati, but fluffier. And if you can decipher their llama language, they’ll grant you three wishes.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast. And remember, always mine diamonds, bro. #YOLOMinecraftSMP #LlamaIlluminati

RewatchCraft: The Ultimate Comfort Server

all-time favorite, binge-worthy, classic, comfort, comfort food, comfort show, Cozy, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, Favorite, Feel-Good, guilty pleasure, long tail tag, million times, Nostalgia, Relaxation, repeat viewing, RewatchCraft, rewatched, Server, stress relief, TV series, Ultimate

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Towns Built:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of rewatching the same old comfort show for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because our server is like your favorite comfort show on steroids! Imagine if your comfort show had a baby with a unicorn and that unicorn could fly and shoot rainbows out of its horn – that’s how awesome our server is!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a top, and events that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to breathe.

So say goodbye to your comfort show and hello to the wildest ride of your life. Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the best way possible, of course)!

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, challenge, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, Speedrun

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

AstralSpiff is a talented content creator and streamer known for their engaging personality and entertaining gameplay. With a strong following on various platforms, AstralSpiff has built a dedicated community of fans who enjoy their unique blend of humor and gaming expertise. Whether tackling the latest releases or showcasing indie gems, AstralSpiff consistently delivers high-quality content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

AliExpress Oasis 1.21

affordable shopping, aliexpress, bargain hunting, budget shopping, cheap products, Chinese products, consumer goods, counterfeit goods, digital shopping, discount shopping, e commerce, global retail, international shipping, knockoff products, long delivery times, Oasis, online marketplace, online shopping, overseas purchases, retail therapy, shopping addiction

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Yo, bro, forget AliExpress, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual marketplace is like AliExpress on steroids, but without the weird knockoff products.

We got all the crazy mods and plugins you never knew you needed, like a flying pig pet that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to play a game of virtual hot potato with a TNT block? Well, now you can!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with invisible potion pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old AliExpress – Minecraft is where the real deals are at!

MomCareCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dementia care, elder care, Emotional support, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial responsibility, Guilt, long-distance caregiving, medicaid coverage, memory care facilities, MomCareCraft, parental care, personal sacrifices, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support systems

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	6532
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	320535	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique opportunity to escape real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a judgment-free zone? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to seek perspective without any unwanted advice or criticism. Whether you’re dealing with family issues or just need a break from reality, we’ve got you covered.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can care for your pixelated mom without the stress of Medicaid or retirement savings. Our server is equipped with top-notch memory care facilities, located conveniently near Manhattan (sorry Staten Island, you’re on your own!).

Need a break from your brother’s drama? Fly your virtual mom to Europe without any hassle or guilt trips. And don’t worry about causing any real-life issues – on our server, the only problem you’ll face is running out of virtual blocks to build with!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because sometimes, escaping to a Minecraft world is the best therapy!

BlockyBites

AVOID, bad service, BlockyBites, brand, Company, customer experience, customer satisfaction, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing experience, frustrating, NEGATIVE, never again, not recommended, poor quality, regret, Restaurant, Store, Unpleasant, unprofessional, unreliable, Waste of Money

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!

But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Tipsy Brain Reacts Funny

addiction, alcohol use disorder, altered brain responses, altered brain responses to anticipated threat, anticipated threat, Brain, brain function, brain regions, critical roles, Detecting, emotional responses, external signals, funny, future events, Generating, INDIVIDUALS, internal signals, mental health, neuroscience, Prepare, Reacts, research, study, tipsy

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Void Gems Collected:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	1098
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u gotta like, prepare for the future and stuff? well, this server is like, totally perfect for u if u wanna train ur brain to detect signals and generate emotional responses! like, imagine u gotta fight off a bunch of creepers and u gotta be all prepared and stuff. this server will totally help u with that cuz it’s like, designed to make ur brain super smart and ready for any threat. plus, like, u can totally drink all the virtual alcohol u want while u play cuz why not, right? so come join us and get ur brain all altered and stuff, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, crossplay, Discord, Non-Laggy server, PORT, Semi Vanilla, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Tpa

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 weeks old! We have a community with all very active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!

Features:

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
teams

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 weeks old.
What makes this server unique?	It is as close to vanilla as possible and has a very active community.
Can I join different teams or towns?	Yes, many towns and different teams have been established for you to join.
Is the server laggy?	No, it is a non-laggy server.
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java?	Yes, the server supports crossplay for Bedrock and Java players.

Sister’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, behavior management, Brat, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, emotional regulation, Empathy, Enchanted, family dynamics, little sister, parenting, patience, Positive reinforcement, problem solving, Realm, role modeling, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisters, support system, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Yo, bro, if your little sis be actin’ like a total brat, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, you can build a virtual mansion for your sis to chill in and hopefully stop being a brat! Plus, you can invite all her bratty friends to join too, and maybe they’ll all become less bratty together! It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and save your sanity from your sis’s bratty behavior!

Players:	92/800	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	4245
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Zombie Dances:	8