Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!
PrisonCraft Minecraft Server
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The Expeditions SMP
What can we offer you?
1 A whitelisted server with an easy application process. 2 A custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Video showcase of the map 3 A custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection to give you a vanilla+ experience with a focus around the Create mod. 4 A wiki allowing you to start your own lore. 5 The opportunity to go to war (in the context of lore) and if both parties agree. 6 An economy and land claiming system. Join the Discord server, apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!
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MomAuntLookALikeLOL
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t get offended if you correct them in a game of trivia!Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through drunken aunts, intense debates about capitals, and hilarious family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and comedy right here in our Minecraft world?
So come on in, grab a virtual drink (without any glass, we promise), and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, no poking the drunk bears – unless you’re prepared for the consequences!
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CraftyLoveDating
Are you tired of dating boring players who can’t even build a decent dirt house in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate dating paradise for all Minecraft enthusiasts!Join us and find your perfect player two who can slay creepers with you, mine diamonds together, and even build a castle for your future Minecraft wedding!
Our server is filled with handsome Steve look-alikes and beautiful Alex clones just waiting to meet their pixelated soulmates. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and swipe right on love in the world of Minecraft!
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MidFlightMinecraftServer
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re flying on a plane, minding your own business, when BAM! The plane breaks down in mid-air. And get this, it’s the FOURTH Russian airline plane to break down in 2025! Like, what are the odds, right?But hey, if you’re looking for a server to join that won’t break down on you mid-flight, then you gotta check out our Minecraft server! We promise our virtual planes are top-notch and won’t crash on you (unless, of course, you build them that way, but that’s on you, buddy).
Join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few surprise plane crashes (just kidding, we don’t actually crash planes on our server…unless you want us to). So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it…probably.
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PutinVsBorisIdiot2021
so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got Boris Johnson and Vladimir Putin dukin’ it out in Minecraft, can you believe it? Boris be callin’ Putin a freakin’ idiot ’cause he tryna take over the whole dang server with his imperial ambitions.Join us if you wanna witness the craziest political drama unfold in the world of Minecraft. Will Putin conquer all or will Boris put him in his place? Who knows, man, who knows. But one thing’s for sure, you ain’t gonna find this kinda entertainment anywhere else.
So come on, join us and witness the epic battle of the century. And hey, maybe you’ll even get to join in on the action and show Putin who’s boss. But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. But hey, that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome, right?