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Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Potions Brewed:	66	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Divine Spears Created:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dimension Hops:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Zombie Dances:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5483	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ores Mined:	1240
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	159	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Emeralds Found:	4700
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Star Shards Collected:	71	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Rune Stones Activated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	181190
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6915	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	272	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	159	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	7925	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Secret Passages Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	95	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2