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Mystic Isles Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, ANONYMOUS, Craft, GGG, Isles, mystic, No. 93224606, VT

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	646	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7115
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild and wacky adventures! We got cows that can do the cha-cha, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes have a built-in disco ball feature, our Ender Dragons can do the Macarena, and our Nether is basically a giant hot tub party!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server and experience the most bonkers and bizarre Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

PreggoPoutCraft

Australian border, Communication, compromise, Delivery, difficult decisions, family dynamics, Family Support, firstborn, husband, in-laws, lockdowns, long-distance relationship, missing out, overseas trip, pandemic, parental advice, parents, PreggoPoutCraft, Pregnancy, secret pregnancy, support system

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the drama and excitement you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of secret pregnancies, long-distance relationships, and family reunions like you’ve never seen before. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for juicy gossip and scandalous secrets!

Who needs to worry about creepers and zombies when you can navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics and relationship drama? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never want to leave our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Just remember, on our server, the only thing scarier than a creeper is a mother-in-law with a secret agenda.

InkMasterMinecraftSMP

artwork, beauty, body art, Choice, Creative, decision, design, Expression, Individuality, ink, InkMasterMinecraftSMP, inspiration, Meaningful, Permanent, Personal, skin, Style, symbol, tattoo, Tomorrow, Unique

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7521
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest tattoos in the game! Like, our whole spawn area is covered in tattoo designs that our players have gotten in real life. It’s like a living art gallery, but in Minecraft!

One time, this player got a tattoo of a creeper on their arm and then built a giant creeper statue in the game. It was like they were channeling the creeper’s energy or something. And another player got a tattoo of a diamond sword on their back and now they’re the best PvPer on the server. It’s like the tattoo gave them superpowers or something.

So if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and show off your sick ink, you have to join our SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get virtual tattoos for your character. It’s like a whole new level of customization, bro. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

GasCraft: Pumped Up Fun

CAR, car wash, coffee, convenience store, Diesel, drinks, Favorite, fill up, Fuel, Fun, gas station, GasCraft, gasoline, highway, loyalty program, pit stop, pumped, rest area, restrooms, road trip, sandwiches, SNACKS, travel

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Void Armor Forged:	27
Potions Brewed:	48	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of boring old gas stations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the most epic gas station you’ve ever seen! Our gas pumps shoot out diamonds instead of gasoline, and the snack aisle is stocked with enchanted golden apples. Plus, if you can find the secret underground bunker, you’ll discover a treasure trove of rare ores and loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. So forget about filling up your car, come fill up your inventory at our gas station instead!

Extinct Fish Frenzy

animal conservation, aquatic life, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation programs, ecosystem, endangered animals, Endangered species, environmental crisis, Extinct, Extinction, Fauna, Fish, Frenzy, Freshwater, Freshwater Ecosystems, habitat destruction, species at risk, threatened, vulnerable species, water habitats, wildlife protection

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a whole quarter of freshwater fauna threatened with extinction! Why would you want to miss out on that kind of chaos and drama? Swim with the endangered fishies and help them survive in our pixelated world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the savior of the underwater realm! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest aquatic adventure of your life!

Waiting For Bully 1.20.2

1.20.2, anticipation, bully, Bully 2, Characters, EXCITEMENT, fanbase, gameplay, Gaming, high school, long awaited, open world, Protagonist, release date, rockstar games, Rumors, Sequel, speculation, storylines, video game, Waiting, Wishlist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchantments Applied:	257	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Yo, forget about Bully 2, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn! Plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even a llama mayor who speaks in Shakespearean insults!

CraftyCatMom Minecraft Server

10. Pet relationships, 11. Communication, 12. Respect, 13. Personal space, 14. Assertiveness, 15. Family living arrangements, 16. Cat behavior, 17. Pet care, 18. Interpersonal relationships, 19. conflict resolution, 2. Cat, 20. Self-identity., 3. Family dynamics, 4. Pet ownership, 5. Boundaries, 6. Competition, 7. Mother-in-law, 8. Husband, 9. Role confusion, CraftyCatMom, MIL, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and pet ownership.

Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?

ERBlockParty

BROKE, Concussed, dick, er, ERBlockParty, exhausted, friendship, gas, Group Chat, Hospital, last minute, mom friend, motorcycle accident, Pick up, pizza party, sick, silent treatment, Treatment, two jobs, Visit

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Love Letters Sent:	6	Towns Built:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s motorcycle accident! We promise not to leave you stranded like I almost did to my friend. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about concussions and bruised egos. Plus, we have a virtual pizza party every Friday night to celebrate our survival skills. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and head over to our server, where the only crashes you’ll experience are from laughing too hard!

MineCraftStressRelief SMP

coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, hobbies, journaling, mental health, mindfulness meditation, MineCraftStressRelief, nature walks, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self-care practices, smp, social support, Stress Management, stress reduction, stress relief exercises, stress relief techniques, Therapy, Time management, yoga

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.

So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!

98 Cent Craft

98 cents, affordable, bargains, Budget, Cent, Cheap, Craft, Deals, DISCOUNTS, economical, frugal, Items, low cost, offers, pocket-friendly, products, promotions, Purchases, Sales, savings, shopping, thrifty

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5601	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magic Items Found:	8226

What can you buy for 98 cents, you ask? Well, how about a one-way ticket to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! This server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?

But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Magic Items Found:	8973	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

Algorithms, BUILD, Censorship, Community Rules, content removal., cyberbullying, digital discrimination, discrimination, diversity and inclusion, Explore, Hate Speech, human moderators, internet, LAUGH, marginalized voices, NoRacismAllowed, ONLINE, online activism, Online platforms, online safety, racial bias, racism, sharing experiences, social media

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

HideMC server Minecraft

Discord, FREE ULTRA, HideMC, Minecraft, Rare wipes, resource pack, Server, skins, Tlauncher

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

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TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Analysis, commentary, commentary video, Explanation, internet culture, Interpretation, long tail tag, Meaning, meme, reaction, reaction video, social media, Trans, TranscendenceCraft, trending, Video, viral video, What did they mean by this

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Votes:	8324
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

Players:	91/900	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13