Prison SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	New Chunks Explored:	26448
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	96	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ores Mined:	6194
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2766
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Star Shards Collected:	245
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Void Gems Collected:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Votes:	480	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	27	Crops Grown:	8183
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Villages Defended:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	224	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

Players:	110/800	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Farms Harvested:	507