Prison SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mfinda Anime Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, animation, Anime, collaboration, feature length, film, Land, Masao Maruyama, Mfinda, nlite, Project, Shop

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	2573
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

We got Masao Maruyama collaborating on a feature-length animation project called “Mfinda”!

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s connected to such a cool project, right?

Plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

NoMoreRoomieMinecraftServer

AITAH, college, crack, dorm room, emotional, Financial, forcefully, Friend, living off, Messy, moving out, NoMoreRoomieMinecraftServer, roommate, Situation, Struggling, Unannounced, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	45
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate roommate drama in a virtual world! Join now for a chance to deal with pesky roommates like Liz who never leave and make a mess everywhere they go.

Experience the thrill of trying to kick out unwanted guests while navigating through a virtual dorm room with a curtain separating you from the chaos. Will you be able to convince your roommate to see the light and get rid of their freeloading friend?

Join our server now and show off your negotiation skills as you try to maintain peace in your virtual living space. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate roommate drama queen! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBoyzStealinCash

aita, alcoholic ex, arrest, Asshole, backstory, bad guy, Beliefs, CraftyBoyzStealinCash, family rift, girlfriend’s son, gravity, Job, Money stolen, Prevention, relationship, sports, successful life, theft, WARRANTS

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6824	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Towns Built:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Farms Harvested:	623
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where stealing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of thievery and chaos as you navigate through a world where anything goes.

Need a job? No problem! We offer in-game employment opportunities for all players, even if you’re just a kid. Who needs sports when you can be a professional thief in our virtual world? Plus, we have a strict no judgment policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you that you’re in the wrong.

Join us on the server where being the bad guy is actually a good thing. And don’t worry about ending up like your girlfriend’s ex – we’ll make sure you’re on the path to success, one stolen diamond at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s steal some blocks and build a new life together!

PixelPraiseCraft

Compliment, distinct, eXtraordinary, flattered, individualized, memorable, one of a kind, particular, personalized, PixelPraiseCraft, praise, quirky, rare, Singular, Special, standout, stuck with you, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weirdly specific

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

One player said our server was so amazing, it cured their fear of spiders in real life. Another player claimed they found a diamond block in every single chest they opened. And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a secret unicorn level hidden somewhere in our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a dancing Enderman or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AssadCraft: Hand Over to Russia

AssadCraft, Bashar al-Assad, civil war, Conflict Resolution, delegation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Hand, hand over, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, regime change, russia, sanctions, Syria, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Farms Harvested:	683
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

so, liek, u know how syria is all liek “hey russia, can u plz give us bashar al assad?” and russia is all liek “sure, why not?” and then they just hand him over liek it’s no big deal. but, liek, why would syria even want that dude back? maybe they just wanna play minecraft on our server and need some extra players. come join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures, where even world leaders are getting in on the action! who knows, maybe bashar al assad will be your next minecraft buddy.

Echoing Realms 1.21

argue, argumentation, assertion, BELIEF, Benis, Contention, controversy, Conversation, debate, disagreement, discussion, Dispute, Echoing, fact, Listen, opinion, perspective, point of view, Realms, Statement, Truth, vageen

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Why? Because you can put your benis in vageen and that’s that! Like, where else can you do that in Minecraft, huh? It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, come join us now!

SkiPatrolShowdown

#youtube, accident, care, colorado, Confrontation, Expert, family vacation, first time skiing, Florida, green trails, Mountain, overreacted, RECKLESS, Ski Patrol, ski patrol officers, skiing, SkiPatrolShowdown, Son, Support, Utah

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	54	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crops Grown:	5806	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as that guy who crashed into my son on the slopes? Look no further! Our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and unexpected twists, just like that ski collision!

Join us for a ski-themed Minecraft experience where you can race down virtual mountains, build snow forts, and even encounter rogue skiers who may or may not crash into you (just kidding, safety first!).

And don’t worry, our ski patrol is always on the lookout for troublemakers, so you can rest assured that your virtual ski trip will be as safe as possible. Plus, if anyone tries to ruin your fun, you can report them just like I did on the slopes!

So come join us on our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into that reckless skier from the slopes and give him a piece of your mind (virtually, of course). See you on the slopes!

OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Animals Bred:	46
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	192168	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Votes:	9060
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Emeralds Found:	1902
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3445	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Runes Activated:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Crops Grown:	9553	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	113	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

Players:	110/800	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2