Prison SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Prison SMP!

This server mainly has an SMP focus but mixes it up by introducing the classic Prison gamemode! The server was released on the 12th of January 2024 so everything is still super fresh. We have resource worlds that reset monthly to provide you with a constant source of materials, we try to preserve the main world for building only. You can get some materials here and there from the main world, but please do all mass-material sprees in the resource worlds.

You start at rank A and have to mine at /warp a to earn money, money is used towards ranking-up. There are A-Z ranks with a dedicated mine for every rank, with each mine having a gradual percentages increase of valuable ores/better ores. The further you get into the ranks, the more perks you unlock which gives a benefit (certain commands, more /homes ect).

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Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	117
Mines Excavated:	3625	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Votes:	2733	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ores Mined:	7481

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Towns Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Potions Brewed:	80
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Zombie Dances:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Animals Bred:	54

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Buildings Constructed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Love Letters Sent:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	182	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Votes:	5150
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!