| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4661 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 278 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 195 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 7350 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4214 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 50 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 1011 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 6298 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7672 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5019 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 834 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 177 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2819 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3824 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4254 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8477 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 5028 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 271 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4158 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 151 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2418 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1085 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3130 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 146 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5453 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Mines Excavated: | 2705 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5883 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 188 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 918205 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
