Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual courtroom filled with scandal and intrigue! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret agreements, hush money payments, and scandalous conversations between players. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have juicy gossip and political drama? Hurry up and join our server now before the truth gets buried deeper than a mineshaft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Love Letters Sent: 6 Mines Excavated: 3986
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Dimension Hops: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

    OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe

    Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!

    Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!

    HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the power to hire the next member of Hololive! That’s right, you can choose anyone in the world (except yourself) to join the virtual idol group. Want to see Elon Musk busting out some sick dance moves? Or how about Gordon Ramsay critiquing Minecraft builds? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild ride of virtual idol recruitment and wacky shenanigans!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Pixelated Party Palace

    Pixelated Party Palace
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

    2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

    3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

    4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Enchantments Applied: 220
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!

    BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!

    CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Monster Hunter madness and absolute shenanigans.

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Monster Hunter discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion!

    Need some info on Monster Hunter Wilds, Rise, or World? We’ve got you covered with links that will teleport you straight into the heart of the action. And don’t even get us started on the armor set searches – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more dragons.

    Looking to spice things up with some emulation and modding? We’ve got pastebins that will make your inventory overflow with possibilities. And if you’re wondering where all the cool kids are playing, just post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) and you’ll be partying with us in no time.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the absolute state of this general like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-armored Ender Dragon riding a pig while singing “Baby Shark” – anything is possible in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Alien Abductions: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

    Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!
    Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

    Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

    CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blocky Battle Bots

    Blocky Battle Bots
    Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 86
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

    Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

    In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

    Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

    Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Ores Mined: 2787
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Potions Brewed: 157
    Mines Excavated: 4843 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

    Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

    Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

    Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

    Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Dimension Hops: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!

    CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are ready to take on any challenge you throw at them. From Froot, who can grow giant fruit trees in seconds, to GEEGA, who can summon a herd of geese to attack your enemies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our dedicated Kson discussion area, where you can debate the best way to tame a wild Kson. Or jump into our Henya discussion for tips on how to outsmart the genius herself.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with the wildest group of vtubers on the internet. Join us on /vsj+/ and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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