Prison Protection Agency: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual courtroom filled with scandal and intrigue! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret agreements, hush money payments, and scandalous conversations between players. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have juicy gossip and political drama? Hurry up and join our server now before the truth gets buried deeper than a mineshaft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Emeralds Found:	9816

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, we have AI-generated blacked hentai of your waifu! That’s right, you can watch your favorite anime character get down and dirty in ways you never thought possible while building your dream world in Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and some questionable content that will have you coming back for more. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries at the door. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they started a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The creepers were so impressed by their sick dance moves that they decided to join in and boogie down with them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. He challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments and rewards the winners with golden eggs that hatch into rare and exotic pets.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember to watch out for the Chicken King – he’s a tough bird to crack!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Magic Items Found:	7137
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

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Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Enchantments Applied:	56

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!

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Are you tired of being in the wilds? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world of monsters and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can hunt down creatures, craft epic armor sets, and embark on quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?

Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CreepyCraft: Where the Creepers Tap on Your Window!

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Are creepers tapping on your window again? Join our Minecraft server and build a fortress so strong even the Ender Dragon will be jealous! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a chicken! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magic Items Found:	8155
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	2627

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Naruto’s Pixelated Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Unite on this Epic Blocky Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only jutsu you can use is punching trees? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner ninja and use jutsu like never before!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with your fireball jutsu, or summoning a pack of wolves to aid you in your adventures. Our server is filled with hidden villages, secret missions, and even a hot spring where you can relax after a long day of ninja training.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a powerful ninja who will challenge you to a duel if you dare to enter its lair. Do you have what it takes to defeat this formidable foe and claim the title of ultimate ninja?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your jutsu skills to the world. Who knows, you might even become the Hokage of our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyQueens – Where even the creepers are attracted to women sexually and romantically! Join us for a wild adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes!

Are you attracted to women but not men? Do you have an intense desire to suck cock and swallow cum? Don’t worry, we won’t judge! Our server is a safe space for all players to explore their deepest desires, no matter how unconventional.

Join us and let your freak flag fly! Build a giant phallic-shaped castle, create a strip club in the village square, or just hang out with like-minded players who understand your unique preferences. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Enchantments Applied:	289
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LazyCraft: Where even the blocks take naps!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of working in your boring country and counting down the days until Friday? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only work you’ll be doing is building your dream world!

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been transformed into friendly unicorns who just want to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the mundane world of work and hello to a world of endless fun and absurdity!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2927	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3296

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers go boom and noobs get lost! ‘Reminder:’ Bring your sense of humor!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of a wacky world where pigs fly (literally), creepers do the cha-cha, and the villagers have a secret underground dance club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington III. These feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky griefer trying to steal your precious loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color with every passing rainbow. Rumor has it that finding one will bring you eternal luck and fortune in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FagCraft: Where Creepers are Fabulous and Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchantments Applied:	197	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!