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The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Emeralds Found:	2679	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Emeralds Found:	614

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Divine Spears Created:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dimension Hops:	15	Mines Excavated:	3108
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1812	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Items Found:	7941
Dragons Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
Features

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6

1.20.6, Company, Company Gossip, dead edition, Drama, Drama Edition, drama gossip, Edition, gossip, Love is Dead Edition, new love, New Love is Dead, OTK, OTK company, OTK Drama, StreamCraft, Streamer, streamer gossip, twitch, twitch drama, Twitch gossip, twitch streamer

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.

Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.

From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accommodation, adhd, affordability, Amsterdam, Cancelling, Communication, family dynamics, final straw, hen do, hot tub, maid of honour, mental health, Minecraft, narcissistic mother, Planning, Quality over quantity, reconciliation, relationship boundaries, Server, sister, SisterSass, Wedding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Just like the complicated relationship between OP and her sister, you never know what twists and turns will happen next in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through ADHD and mental health struggles, just like the characters in this story. Who knows, you might even bond with someone over a shared love for building pixelated structures!

Looking for a hen do that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to plan an outrageous event that will have everyone talking. From last-minute changes to unexpected guests dropping out, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And if you’re feeling like you need to escape the drama, why not relax in a virtual hot tub with your friends? For just £140pp, you can enjoy a peaceful getaway without any blocked WhatsApp messages or ignored calls.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional family feud). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

Birthday Bash Funeral Flash

ABUSIVE, Bash, Birthday, Birthday Party, cemeteries, Childhood, city, Crush, dead people, FLASH, Flower Shop, Flowers, Friend, Frustration, Funeral, Goodbye, Jealousy, Marriage, mood, reception, service, Support, toxic relationship

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, unexpected twists, and emotional rollercoasters!

Just like the unexpected reunion with a childhood friend, our server will bring back memories you thought you had buried long ago. Get ready to navigate through complex relationships, just like our player who had to choose between attending a funeral or preparing for their son’s birthday. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of making tough decisions and facing the consequences, just like our player who had to deal with a jealous spouse and a flower shop boycott. Will you prioritize your family or follow your heart? The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

PrivilegedPickaxe – Minecraft SMP

hidden advantages, hidden privilege, Minecraft, overlooked benefits, overlooked opportunities, Privilege, PrivilegedPickaxe, smp, societal advantages, societal benefits, societal privilege, unacknowledged advantages, unacknowledged benefits, unacknowledged blessings, unacknowledged opportunities, unacknowledged privilege, unaware privilege, underappreciated advantages, underappreciated benefits, underappreciated privilege, unperceived advantages, unperceived privilege, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	186
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing since sliced bread. Like, you gotta join this server because we have the rarest diamonds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they sparkle like Edward from Twilight. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon named Steve who breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. It’s like Area 51 but in Minecraft, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get pretty wild around here.

LipFillerCraft

Aesthetics, beauty culture, beauty enhancement, beauty industry, beauty standards, beauty trend, celebrity influence, common, cosmetic enhancement, cosmetic procedures, facial enhancements, injectable fillers, lip augmentation, lip fillers, lip injections, LipFillerCraft, plastic surgery, Popular, self-confidence, social media influence, Trendsetter

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2336	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Farms Harvested:	180	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Are you tired of your Minecraft character’s lips looking flat and boring? Well, look no further because our server offers the latest in lip filler technology for your blocky avatar! Join us and watch as your character’s lips plump up to Kardashian levels, attracting all the creepers and zombies in the game. Who needs armor when you’ve got luscious lips to distract your enemies? Join now and pucker up for a whole new Minecraft experience!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, Carney, CraftyCanuck, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, stand up to bully, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade tariffs, trump, united states

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	1446
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	149	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

so liek, this server is da bomb diggity, just liek Canada standing up to Trump’s trade tariffs yo. we got da craziest builds and da most epic minigames, u won’t even believe it. come join us and be part of our epic quest to take down da bullies and conquer da Minecraft world. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we’re just that awesome. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s show dem bullies who’s boss!

Players:	101/500	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3