Prismarine nations: Where friendships are forged, and rivalries are drowned

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Welcome to Prismarine Nations!
We are a mostly vanilla worldbuilding server looking to allow our players almost total freedom in creating a story in our world. We promise limited admin intervention, a lag free server, fair and unbiased staff team decisions, and a server that will listen to our players in the hope to create the greatest worldbuilding experience in Minecraft.
We offer a mostly vanilla experience, with the only plugins being vital to worldbuilding, and quality of life:
Towny
Mcmmo (Combat skills disabled)
No E chests
Dynmap
Come and check out our server, we are launching soon and would love to have you aboard when we collectively begin this worldbuilding journey
Discord: https://discord.gg/BAJnxSa3By

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join our server.
Are there any banned items or blocks?	We strive to keep gameplay fair and balanced, so there may be some restrictions on certain items or blocks. Please refer to our server rules for more information.
How can I become a staff member?	If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please contact us through our Discord server and we can discuss potential opportunities.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on our server. We promote a friendly and cooperative community environment.
Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our players. Feel free to share your ideas with us on Discord or in-game.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9169	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

AMERICANS, Crafty, cultural references, Edition, Family sayings, Grandmother phrases, International, International visitors, McCraftface, mexico, Mogadishu, Romania, Room comparisons, Ruskies, Saigon, Sodom and Gomorrah, ukrainians

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

blocks, Chaos, collide, CraftyNiji, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, madnessNijiCraft, meets, Minecraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, samefags, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, tribalfags, ttt, Vtubers, xsoleil

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

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$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Crops Grown:	7059	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyMemes – #420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	149
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9642	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

animation, Anime, ARTISTRY, Cinema, creativity, Culinary, culinary artist, Director, filmmaker, Food, Ghiblis, hayao miyazaki, iconic, Japanese culture, japanese film, Legendary, Master, meets, Miyazakis, Noodles, ramen, RamenCraft, storytelling, studio ghibli

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

Anons, Epic, PIXEL, Playground, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

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Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	916	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ores Mined:	2477	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

14-hour Broadcast, Balmung, Chat, CraftyFantasy, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, Crystal PF, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Empyreum, endwalker, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, general, General news, In-game Events, Labyrinth of the Ancients, Linkshells, Marilith, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Moogle Treasure Trove, Previous Expansion, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Shirogane, Ward 11, Ward 13, Ward 16, XIV, xivg, Zalera

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Autism Adventures

acceptance, Adventures, autism, Awareness, blocky, Challenges, Communication, compassion, differently abled, education, Empathy, inclusion, Individuality, neurodiversity, sensory processing, Social Skills, special needs, Stereotypes, stigma, Strengths, Support, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!

Anime, Communication, culture, dialogue, English, film, Foreign, Interpretation, japanese, Language, linguistics, localization, Media, Multilingual, speak, SUBS, Subtitles, subtitling, SushiCraft, television, translation, vocabulary, Words

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wacky anime come to life! We’ve got more Japanese words flying around than a sushi chef at a karaoke bar. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas doing the cha-cha, creepers dressed as ninjas, and villagers speaking in haikus. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

Anime, COSPLAY, desire, dream, Erotica, fan fiction, FANTASY, fetish, fictional character, Forbidden, guilty pleasure, hentai, indulgence, jerked off, lustful, Manga, Naughty, Palace, pixelated, Pleasure, Roleplay, sexual fantasy, Steves, taboo, video games, wet

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).