Prismarine nations: Where friendships are forged, and rivalries are drowned

ADMIN, Combat Skills, disabled, Discord, Drowned, Dynmap, E chests, Forged, freedom, FRIENDSHIPS, Journey, Lag-free, Launching, Nations, Plugins, prismarine, quality of life, Rivalries, Server, Staff, Story, Unbiased, Vanilla, Vital

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Emeralds Found:	921	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Prismarine Nations!
We are a mostly vanilla worldbuilding server looking to allow our players almost total freedom in creating a story in our world. We promise limited admin intervention, a lag free server, fair and unbiased staff team decisions, and a server that will listen to our players in the hope to create the greatest worldbuilding experience in Minecraft.
We offer a mostly vanilla experience, with the only plugins being vital to worldbuilding, and quality of life:
Towny
Mcmmo (Combat skills disabled)
No E chests
Dynmap
Come and check out our server, we are launching soon and would love to have you aboard when we collectively begin this worldbuilding journey
Discord: https://discord.gg/BAJnxSa3By

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join our server.
Are there any banned items or blocks?	We strive to keep gameplay fair and balanced, so there may be some restrictions on certain items or blocks. Please refer to our server rules for more information.
How can I become a staff member?	If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please contact us through our Discord server and we can discuss potential opportunities.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on our server. We promote a friendly and cooperative community environment.
Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our players. Feel free to share your ideas with us on Discord or in-game.

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Villages Defended:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Emeralds Found:	5053	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3829	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Villages Defended:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Mines Excavated:	2482	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Emeralds Found:	8681
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4036
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1840	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Votes:	6014
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3052
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Towns Built:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

: free donation for everyone!

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Void Armor Forged:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	259699
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Farms Harvested:	492
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Villages Defended:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Towns Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Love Letters Sent:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!