PrintCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a political rollercoaster on steroids!

Join us and witness the chaos as the US government starts printing money at lightning speed in Minecraft. Watch as players scramble to build the biggest and most extravagant structures with their newfound wealth, only to have it all come crashing down in a hilarious economic collapse.

But that’s not all! Our server also features epic battles between factions vying for control of the virtual world. Will you join the alliance of the Pigmen, or will you fight alongside the Endermen in their quest for dominance? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously wacky shenanigans along the way.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Emeralds Found:	6538	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty McLaughy Land of Nonsense

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! We have a dedicated section for posting hilarious memes, outrageous videos, and even cringey photos.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on giant chickens, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather pants. Join them in epic battles against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the villainous Wooly McWoolface.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Enderman. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CurryCraft: Where South Indian Players Outshine the Average Jeet!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with South Indian minorities who are guaranteed to make you look like a Jeet in comparison. Join us and bask in the glory of their beautiful black facial features that will leave you questioning your own existence. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret powers that can turn your diamond armor into a saree fit for a queen. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most fabulous Minecraft server around!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	6078
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Flopsters: Where even the creepers ask ‘Why did it flop?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to build a house made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Go for it! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into the sunset, never to be seen again.

So why did it flop, you ask? Because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that mere mortals couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Block-It-Off: Repel the Creepers and Keep Your Server Virus-Free!

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Are you tired of getting attacked by virtual viruses while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has a built-in virus repellent system that will keep those pesky bugs away! Join us and never worry about getting infected with a digital disease again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of feathers and eggs. Join them in their quest to create the ultimate chicken fortress and defend it from the evil army of zombie pigs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy! Swim in rivers of chocolate, climb mountains of cotton candy, and battle giant gummy bears in epic boss fights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most virus-free adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Taxed & Trolled Minecraft Server – Where Lefties Love to Pay & Get Griefed by ‘Teens’!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks.” Our community is like no other, with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where Endermen are the DJs!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	118	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VedaCraft: Knights of the LOLz General #7

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to buckle your shoe in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair.

We have crossplay between mobile and PC, so you can team up with your friends no matter what platform they’re on. Just make sure you have a Google account handy to join in on the fun.

Don’t miss out on our epic events like RATEUP Call of the Stars: Black Sun Xanthia and Fateful Encounter. Log in daily for 7 days and get a total of 13 rolls on the Limited Banner. It’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers and diamonds instead!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our trailers that will leave you in awe and itching to dive into the game. And don’t forget to double check your server location, unless you want to end up in a world of chaos and confusion.

Join our guilds like the NA Lummies, EU /akovg/, and don’t be like the anon who went hero instead of normie. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you on this Minecraft server. Use the code KNIGHTSOFVEDA for some extra goodies and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, blockheads!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyPeenCraft: Where we build big things, but keep the chat PG!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have the ideal penis size for all femanons! That’s right, our pixelated world is filled with giant phallic structures that will leave you in awe. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of wild chickens wearing armor. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Block Party Bonanza: Where Creepers Dance and Players Prance! ‘Wanna see more?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the endless lands of craziness. Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the legendary llama king who grants wishes in exchange for dance-offs! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Bitch Lasagna – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can breakdance better than you ever will! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that they became the richest player in all of Minecraft, but you’ll have to join to find out if it’s true!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together. And remember, in this world of blocks and monsters, the only rule is to have fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Farms Harvested:	872
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KinoCraft: Where ‘kino is back on the menu’ and creepers are the special of the day!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back KINO! That’s right, we’ve got zombies, mystery boxes, and even a pack-a-punch machine for all your undead slaying needs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether? But be warned, our Nether is not your average fiery hellscape. It’s a disco inferno filled with dancing pigmen and lava water slides. Don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	343722
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Snowbreak: The Chilly Minecraft Madness Zone #175

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster banners? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the most epic events and outrageous banners that will blow your mind!

Join us for the “Gradient of Souls” event where you can capture units and battle in the “Void of Dread” with your Lone Warrior squad. And don’t forget about the “Infinite Darkness” wave defense where you must protect the Escort Target at all costs!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive banners like the [Nocturne Fissure] 5* SMG: Uninvited Adieu and the [Sweet Fairytales] 5* Sniper Rifle: Eccentric Joker. Plus, new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma and the [Kiss Be the Remedy] Enya – Exuvia will make you the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all in your path. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6842	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Girl Power Minecraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks!

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Are you tired of being the king of the friendzone in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the tables are turned and women are literally lining up to be submissive towards you! Build your dream castle, gather resources, and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Who needs real-life relationships when you can rule over your own virtual harem? Join now and experience a whole new level of power and dominance in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FateCraft: Where even creepers have a sense of destiny!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the true meaning of fate in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. If you win, you get to keep the diamonds, but if you lose, you have to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game. Trust us, it’s a sight to see.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you might just forget you’re in a battle for your life.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden village of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon crafting. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon crafting.

So why wait? Join our server and embrace the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is Minecraft fate. Who knows what adventures await you?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PoopCraft: Where even the rotten crap can be fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pit of lava!

Join us for a chance to battle zombie chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. And don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around). See you there, if you dare!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.