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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5317 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.
Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.
But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).
So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
