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Primordial Black Hole Detectives
DisneyDollarsDenied
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OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular food when you have those, am I right?But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff, it’s like our own personal fireworks show every day. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every weekend, it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
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DoomsdayCraft
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So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got llamas that can talk and dance, and like, if you find a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But, like, the craziest part is that Russia asked Elon Musk for the names of dissidents on the server. Can you believe it? Join now to see if you’re on the list and maybe get a free ride to space on a rocket made of cheese!