PrimoEarth

Adventures, Community, CONTENT, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Earth, earth server, Economy, Events, Expanding, Factions, Features, gameplay, magical artifacts, Minecraft, Possibilities, PrimoEarth, PvP, Survival, Swords, Thrilling, Towny, unique items, Updates, vibrant

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Dive into a World of Possibilities!

Welcome to PrimoEarth, the ultimate Minecraft Earth server! Here, you’ll find a vibrant community, thrilling adventures, and endless creativity.

Experience the game like never before with our tailor-made, unique items that will elevate your gameplay to new heights. From powerful swords to magical artifacts – discover a plethora of custom items available only with us.

And the best part? Our world is constantly expanding with regular updates! New content, exciting events, and thrilling features keep the game fresh and exciting.

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Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	120
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Animals Bred:	97
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchantments Applied:	174	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2860
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Love Letters Sent:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	98
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	2

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Void Armor Forged:	27

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
New Chunks Explored:	403851	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Holy Grails Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	882	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver