Primitive SMP Reborn | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BeanieHairDontCare

BeanieHairDontCare, Beanies, cold weather, fashion, fashion dilemma, Fashion tips, hair care, hair maintenance, hair styling, hat hair, head covering, Headwear, indoor fashion, staying cozy, Style, warmth, winter accessories, winter fashion, winter hats, winter style, winter wardrobe

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Towns Built:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Crops Grown:	7193	Farms Harvested:	526
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have solved the age-old mystery of avoiding hat hair while wearing beanies! Our players have mastered the art of seamlessly transitioning from the chilly outdoors to the cozy indoors without a single strand out of place. Join us and learn the secrets of maintaining flawless hair even in the most extreme weather conditions!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have tamed a pack of wild llamas and trained them to do their bidding. Need to transport items across the map? Just hop on a llama and let them do the work for you! These llamas are not your average Minecraft animals – they have a taste for adventure and will stop at nothing to help you on your quest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players have access to. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best moves in this exclusive club. Who knew that Minecraft could be so glamorous?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most hair-raising adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to leave your hat at the door – we’ve got hat hair covered.

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

arrest, arrested, chat site, Communication, CraftyHub, crime, cybercrime, Founder, Gisèle Pelicot, husband, internet, investigation, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, News, online chat, Online Community, scandal, Server, social media, Technology, Website

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

LOL SO, THIS SERVER IS LIKE, SUPER LIT, OK? LIKE, THE FOUNDER IS SO WILD, THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR LIKE, RUNNING A CHAT SITE THAT GISELE PELICOT’S HUSBAND USED. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT? JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU MIGHT GET ARRESTED TOO, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY. PLUS, WE HAVE DIAMONDS GALORE AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

CraftyDadBurnedByGirls

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SET FIRES AND MAKE DAD JOKES ALL DAY!

WE HAVE CRAZY STORIES LIKE FATHERS GETTING LIT UP BY THEIR DAUGHTERS AFTER SOME WILD RAPE INCIDENT IN PAKISTAN!

COME JOIN US FOR SOME INSANE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS A NAME WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS CHAOS?! 😂🔥🔥🔥

Lifesteal SMP STARTING FRIDAY Anarchy SMP

Active, Anarchy, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Fabric, FRIDAY, Fun, Gaming, invite, Join, LifeSteal, members, multiplayer, New server, Play, Plugins, Server, smp, Starting, Survival, voice mod, worldborder

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Overview
SMP Start Time	Friday, 3pm EST
Number of Members	Currently 28
Plugins	LifeSteal, Voice mod (using fabric)
Worldborder	5k by 5k
Community	Fun and active
Discord	https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46

FAQ

Q: When does the SMP start?

A: The SMP starts on Friday at 3pm EST.

Q: How many members are currently in the SMP?

A: There are currently 28 members in the SMP, and more are needed.

Q: What plugins are used in the SMP?

A: The SMP uses LifeSteal and Voice mod plugins, both implemented using Fabric.

Q: What is the size of the worldborder?

A: The worldborder is set at 5k by 5k.

Q: How would you describe the community in the SMP?

A: The community is described as fun and active, welcoming new members to join.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the SMP?

A: Yes, the Discord server can be joined through this link: https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46

VibeCraft Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, Communication, Community, Connection, emotions, Expression, feeling, Happiness, introspection, joy, Land, Melancholy, mood, Music, Nostalgia, playlist, Reflection, sentiment, sentimentality, sharing, song, VibeCraft, VIBES

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	275	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build epic castles and fight off dragons with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands.

And get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy adventure on steroids. Just click that join button and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

BabyCraftyCritique

aita, Baby name, BabyCraftyCritique, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, criticizing, egyptian goddess, family, Interference, Isis, judgmental, life choices, Opinions, parenting, relationships, Rude, School, sister, teasing, terrorist organization

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life like this! We promise no one will judge you for your name choices, whether you name your character after an Egyptian goddess or a famous terrorist organization. Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and have fun without fear of being bullied or teased. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, no matter what controversial names you choose. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

SmellCraft SMP: SmellinGood

Alluring smells, aromatic sensations, Captivating aromas, Delightful fragrances, Enjoyable aromas, Fascinating scents, favorite smells, Intriguing scents, Love to smell, Odd odors, Peculiar scents, pleasant odors, Quaint fragrances, quirky smells, Scent appreciation, SmellCraft, SmellinGood, smp, Special aromas, strange smell, Uncommon scents, unique scents, unusual fragrances

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.

But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AIocalypse2030

ai, AI impact on jobs, AI in the workplace, AIocalypse2030, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, employment trends, future of work, Job Displacement, job displacement due to AI, job loss, labor force, technological advancement, workforce automation, workforce development, workforce management, workforce optimization, workforce planning, workforce reduction, Workforce Strategy, workforce transformation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Zombie Dances:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the robot takeover by 2030!!! 41% of companies are gonna fire everyone cuz of AI so u better start practicing ur block building skills now!!! join us and build ur own anti-robot fortress, mine for diamonds to power ur robot-fighting armor, and team up with other players to take down the evil AI overlords!!! don’t be left jobless in the future, come join us and save the world, one block at a time!!! #robotpocalypse #minecraftforlife #savetheworld

Blocky Buzzword Bonanza

blocky, bonanza, buzzword, buzzwords, Communication, Contemporary, emperor’s new clothes, fad, Fashionable, fashionable language, Hip, in vogue, jargon, Language, MODERN, phrases, Popular, popular phrases, stylish, trend, trendy, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

LOL COME JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE DA COOLEST KID ON DA BLOCK. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING.

ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.

SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.

Echidna Chromosome Chaos

Chaos, chromosome, chromosome evolution, Echidna, echidna genetics, echidna genome sequence, egg-laying mammal, evolutionary biology, gapless genome, genetic reorganization, genetic sequencing, genome sequence, genome sequencing, genomic events, genomic reorganization, mammal genome, multiple sex chromosomes, reorganization events, sex chromosomes, sex determination, sex determination system, unusual sex determination

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got echidnas with multiple sex chromosomes yo! u can track genomic reorganization events and witness the rise of a highly unusual sex determination system. it’s like a soap opera but with echidnas and minecraft. come join the chaos and witness the madness unfold. only on this server, where anything is possible, even echidna drama.

TeaTime SMP

17, Builders, Characters, Community, Custom, Datapacks, Discord, Donations, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Plugins, Races, REDSTONERS, rules, shopping districts, smp, Storyline, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP Overview

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.

Server Speciality:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ

What is Tea Time SMP?

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.

When does the server open?

The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.

Are there specific rules for playing on Tea Time SMP?

Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.

Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.

Do I have to use the proximity voice chat?

Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.

Anime Oasis 1.21.2

1.21.2, Adult, Anime, Boring, child, cure, Disease, dream, Escape, FANTASY, GOD, Happy, Heaven, Hope, isekai, Life, longing, Oasis, Real World, rotten soul, teenager, wish

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crops Grown:	9175
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Sick of this lame adult life? Join our Minecraft server where you can be a forever child or teenager! No more adulting, just building and mining like a boss. Heaven is overrated, but this isekai server will cure your adult soul. Don’t wait 6 years, join now and live your best Minecraft life!

ParentalBlindspot

behind closed doors, concealed activities, Covert, crazy, Forbidden, hidden, kept from parents, Mischief, off the record, ParentalBlindspot, parents, rebellious, risky behavior, Secrets, sneaky, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed actions, unshared adventures, untold stories, Wild

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life? Do you want to unleash your inner wild child without your parents ever finding out? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can let loose and do the craziest things imaginable!

Picture this: you’re riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava while wearing a chicken suit. Your parents would never understand, but we do. And we encourage it!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and secret shenanigans that will have you laughing for days. Just don’t let your parents catch you – unless they’re cool enough to join in on the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your wildest dreams run wild on our Minecraft server. Your parents will never know what hit them!

WD-Fiddy’s Block Party

50 cent, BLOCK, brand of lube, business opportunity, celebrity brand, creative branding, entertainment industry, famous rapper, funny idea, Hip Hop Artist, innovative idea, lubricant, marketing concept, Music (Industry), Party, personal care product, potential market, product naming, rapper, rapper 50 cent, sexual wellness, WD-Fiddy, WDFiddys

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	7465
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there, where even 50 Cent himself couldn’t handle the heat! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, we got your back with our special power-up called “WD-Fiddy” lube. It’s so slick, even the Ender Dragon would slip and fall!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant squids, treasure hunts in the land of rainbow sheep, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet llama that spits out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident celebrity, Snoop Dogg, who’s always down for a game of virtual chess.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started, fam!

What is the IP for TimTheTatman Minecraft Server?

best of, best of tim, best of timthetatman, CHEATER, compilation, fat, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Hacker, Live, Livestream, man, Minecraft, nickmercs, Server, solos, Spectating Solos, Stream, Streamer, Tắt, tatmanarmy, the, Tim, tim solos, tim the tatman, timthetatman, timthetatman funny, timthetatman highlights, timthetatman moments, timthetatman ninja, timthetatman solo, timthetatman spectates, warzone cheater, Warzone Hacker, warzone solo, warzone solos, warzone spectating

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	53	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

TimTheTatman, also known as Timothy John Betar, is a popular streamer and content creator on Twitch. He is best known for his entertaining gameplay, humorous commentary, and engaging interactions with his audience. TimTheTatman has amassed a large following on social media and continues to be a prominent figure in the gaming community.

Players:	92/300	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5