Primitive SMP Reborn

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Primitive SMP is a Vanilla SMP where our goal is to enjoy the game! 🙂 We want players to take it slow and enjoy playing, exploring, and connecting with others!

Discord: https://discord.gg/dgeQyvw5Sz

—Features—

Our server is based off of teams/factions. Players can create their own team or join an existing one!

The world border is 5K, we want to encourage players to start communities!

Our server does not use homes or tpa! The only warp is /warp spawn!

Elytras are not allowed because we want to encourage players to find other ways of transportation!

War Weekends: every weekend the server will be on hard mode, and all players will be visible on the dynmap!

—Info— -Java 1.20 -No crossplay -Normal difficulty Please join our discord and put your minecraft username in #whitelist to be added to the server. Discord: https://discord.gg/dgeQyvw5Sz

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Buildings Constructed:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1264	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2353	Enchantments Applied:	230
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Star Shards Collected:	194	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Animals Bred:	96	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5759
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5024
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4198	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Animals Bred:	147
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6731	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6525
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!