| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6935 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Votes: | 6215 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
We are a nice server with nice staff!
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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5245 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 86 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8212 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Votes: | 9549 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2034 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3352 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 3291 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5218 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Votes: | 155 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 9822 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7867 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3382 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 286 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6350 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 594 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 1962 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 4330 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1236 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 700 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 111 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6596 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1930 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3347 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Votes: | 9256 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 7099 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 29 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 153 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 5335 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 39 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
