Primitive Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OpinionDefenderMC SMP

Beliefs, Commitment, convictions, Dedication, DEFEND, firm beliefs, Last Day, loyalty, opinion, OpinionDefenderMC, Resolute, smp, stand by, Staunch, Steadfast, steadfastness, strong opinions, Unshakeable, unwavering, unwavering support, unyielding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there are flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and you can ride them into battle against giant zombie chickens. And the best part is, if you find a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! I wished for a pet dragon, a castle made of candy, and unlimited pizza. It was so epic, bro.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise, and they can turn you into a superhero with special powers like super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands. I once saw a player turn into a giant chicken and start terrorizing the village, it was hilarious!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who cares when you’re having this much fun, amirite?) Let’s build the most insane creations, have epic battles, and just have a blast together. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MineCraftMemories

Classroom, education, impactful student, inspiring student, memorable moments, memorable student, MinecraftMemories, reddit, student achievements, student experiences, student growth, student impact, student personalities, student stories, student success, student-teacher relationships, teachers, teaching, teaching anecdotes, unforgettable student

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	71722	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Enchantments Applied:	282
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Votes:	9091
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unforgettable experience you’ll ever have in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and become a legend among gamers as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and build insane structures that will leave your friends in awe. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most unforgettable student ever, who once tamed a wild Ender Dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and make memories that will last a lifetime – just like that one unforgettable student your teacher will never forget!

VillagerVibesMC

Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, donetsk, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, frontline village, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, Military, peace talks, recaptures, Russian advance, signs, slowing, strategy, Troops, Ukraine, VillagerVibesMC, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine recaptures frontline village amidst signs of slowing russian advance!! 😂🤣🔥

we got villagers trading potatoes for diamonds, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and pigs flying on magic carpets! 🐷✨

our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun! 👻

build your own castle, ride a llama into battle, and challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off! 💃🕺

come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! 🎮🌟🚀

Post Internet Forgetful Craft

Craft, data saturation, digital age, digital era, digital natives, forgetful, forgetting, generational differences, generational knowledge, information abundance, information age, information consumption, information overload, information overload effects, information retention, internet, internet generation, knowledge accumulation, memory capacity, Memory Loss, post, post-internet, technological advancement, technology impact

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Villages Defended:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it be like a time machine for ur brain, bro. like, u know how people born after the internet gonna forget more stuff than all their ancestors? well, dis server be like a brain gym to keep ur memory sharp, ya feel me?

we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. u ain’t gonna see that on any other server, that’s for sure.

plus, we got the friendliest community ever. like, one time a player lost their diamond sword and everyone banded together to find it. turns out it was stuck in a chicken’s butt the whole time! hilarious, right?

so come join us and have a blast, cuz this server be like a party for ur brain and ur funny bone. trust me, u won’t regret it!

CasualMinecraft

Adventure, Builders, casualminecraft, classic experience, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, friendly community, Fun, gameplay, Immersion, innovation, java, Legacy, new players, no-frills survival, smp, Trailer

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Casual Minecraft Server

IP	casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock IP	play.casualminecraft.fun (19132)

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed! Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

📍 Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

📱 Bedrock IP: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

🎥 Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

Mystic Biome Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, bad manners, bathroom humor, bidet, Biome, Disgusting, disgusting behavior, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, foul behavior, gross, hygiene, impolite, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, mystic, offensive, offensive behavior, Quests, Rude, toilet humor, uncouth, unhygienic, UNSANITARY

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building your own bidet and having it pooped in by random strangers!

We don’t give a crap about your feelings, so come join us and suck on some chunks while you’re at it.

Only fat idiots need apply, because we like our players thicc and ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where bidets are fair game for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

$1000/mo, $150/mo, AITAH, bills, children, Conversation, cover, CraftyHub, Cultural, family, financial responsibility, husband, irked, Minecraft, oldest son, provide, Request, savings, serious conversation, Server, Step up, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Star Shards Collected:	54	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets financial responsibility in the most absurd way possible! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where your husband is secretly funding his family’s bills without your knowledge. Will you confront him and demand he stop, or will you embrace the chaos and continue building your virtual empire while your in-laws live rent-free in your pixelated world?

Explore the wonders of a server where cultural expectations and sibling dynamics collide, all while trying to save up for that new diamond sword you’ve been eyeing. Will you be the hero who stands up to the family freeloaders, or will you join forces with them and create a Minecraft dynasty like no other?

Join now and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who knew that building blocks could lead to such a wild ride? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this outrageous adventure – join our server today and let the madness begin!

NeighborlyMinecraftNote

apartment building, apartment community, apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment neighbor communication, apartment neighbor conflicts, apartment neighbors, apartment noise, apartment noise levels, apartment noise policies, apartment walls, considerate neighbors, hearing impairment, neighbor disputes, neighborly communication, neighborly relations, NeighborlyMinecraftNote, noise complaints, quiet hours, sleep deprivation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9307	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as noisy as your upstairs neighbor vacuuming at 7am? Look no further! Our server is so loud, it’ll shake your walls just like those dumbbells dropping at 1-3am. And don’t worry, we blast music so loud that even the ghosts in your garage can hear it.

Join us if you love the sound of chaos and want to experience sleep deprivation like never before. Our server is perfect for those who work 12 hour shifts and are in school full time – we’ll make sure you never get a good night’s sleep again! Plus, we have a special feature for the hearing impaired, so you can enjoy all the noise without missing a beat.

So come on down to our server and leave your sanity at the door. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop chaos and mayhem? Join now and embrace the madness!

20MillionaireMinecraftSMP

20MillionaireMinecraftSMP, Age 20+, asset allocation, budgeting, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Success, Investments, long-term planning, million dollars, money management, personal finance, retirement planning, savings, wealth management

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a million dollars to give away to every player who joins, like what even is life right now?! You could buy like a million diamond blocks with that kind of money, or maybe even a pet dragon to ride around on while you conquer the land.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered all over the map filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And rumor has it that if you find all the chests, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to not get blown up by a creeper). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

EyeRollCraft

annoying statements, Cliches, common annoyances, cringeworthy phrases, exasperating statements, eye roll, eye roll expressions, eye roll material, eye roll quotes, eye roll reactions, eye roll triggers, eye roll worthy, eye-roll inducing, eye-rolling moments, EyeRollCraft, frustrating sayings, instant eye roll, irritating comments, overused phrases, Pet Peeves

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a zombie in a graveyard? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft boredom!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is taking salsa lessons!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build pixelated empires in a single click. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where ghasts serve up spicy fireball burritos!

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

GoldRushGals Minecraft Server

african women, artisanal gold mine, artisanal mining, collapse, Disaster, Fatalities, gender inequality, gold extraction, gold production, GoldRushGals, Illegal mining, Mali, Minecraft, Mining (Industry), mining accident, occupational hazards, safety regulations, Server, Tragedy, West Africa, West African mining, Women, workplace safety

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Farms Harvested:	564

LOL come join our minecraft server, where you won’t get killed by a collapsing gold mine, unless you dig straight down like a total noob! we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our creepers are trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and evil llamas, or just chill in our pixelated hot tub with a bunch of friendly zombies. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to hang out with us!

Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server in the universe! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our cake!

ZelenskyCraft: No Deals Without Ukraine!

Conflict Resolution, Deals, Diplomacy, diplomatic discussions, diplomatic relations, diplomatic strategy, foreign policy, international relations, negotiation approach, negotiation principles, negotiation process, negotiation stance, negotiation tactics, negotiations, peace talks, political news, Ukraine, Ukraine government, ukraine president, Ukraine stance, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Farms Harvested:	870	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where ukraine is like NOPE NOT ACCEPTING THIS DEAL I DIDN’T HELP NEGOTIATE IT. zelensky be like “nah fam, i ain’t playin’ that game”. so come join our server where we negotiate deals like a boss and don’t take no crap from nobody. we got crazy stories like zelensky riding a pig into battle against the evil villagers who tried to steal all our diamonds. join now for epic adventures and drama like ukraine in the world stage.

Phone Zone Fun Craft

blood cells, cell phone, Craft, Document, dynamic, effects, electromagnetic radiation, Evidence, Fun, health, in vivo, long tail, Medical, mobile phone exposure, Phone, research, rouleaux formation, scientific discovery, study, tags, Technology, Ultrasonography, Zone

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2706
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s like, da craziest place eva. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da macarena, and zombies breakdancin’ like dere’s no tomorrow.

if u join, u can witness da epic battle between Steve and a giant chicken dat shoots fireballs outta its butt. it’s like, da stuff of legends, man.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret underground disco club where da skeletons and spiders go to party? yeah, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience all dis madness and more, join dis server now. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Charged Gaming

Adventures, armor, Bosses, Challenges, Charged, Community, CONTENT, creations, creativity, Dungeons, Engaging, Friends, Gaming, Loot, Platform, smp, Solo, Survival, Tools, Unique Features, Versions, weapons

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250

Charged Gaming SMP Overview

⛏️ Always Online, Never Reset: Your creations are here to stay—what you build today will stand for years!

⚒️ Perfect Balance: Enjoy quality-of-life perks like brewing, safari nets, infinite tools, and more while still facing exciting challenges.

⚔️ Epic Adventures: Explore unique dungeons, take on powerful bosses, and earn exclusive loot with custom weapons, tools, armor, and enchants.

💎 Engaging Outposts: Fight mini-bosses, unlock lore, and experience content perfect for solo adventurers!

🪨 Play Your Way: Earn money through farming, crafting, mining, trading, or opening a shop—it’s your choice!

🪵 Cross-Platform Friendly: Play with friends across platforms and versions! We have Group Chats, Claim Sharing, and easy teleportation commands like /TPA.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to the IP: mc.chargedgaming.net or Bedrock Port: 19132
Is the server always online?	Yes, the server is always online and never reset, so your creations are safe.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, the server is cross-platform friendly, allowing players to connect from different platforms and versions.
Are there special features on the server?	Yes, players can enjoy unique dungeons, powerful bosses, custom weapons, and more exciting challenges.
How can I earn money on the server?	Players have the option to earn money through farming, crafting, mining, trading, or opening a shop.

Website Discord Server IP: mc.chargedgaming.net Bedrock Port: 19132

EweCraft – Flock Central 1.21

#youtube, appreciation, asmr, Blockheads, central, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, FLOCK, Friends, JP streamers, Live Stream, pixel girls, Pomu, Sheep, Sheeptuber, Streamers, twitch, Unity, vt.rita.moe, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Towns Built:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a virtual sheep paradise, but with a twist! We got sheep vtubers and their crazy friends running around like they own the place. From Essie_ch to SleepSheepASMR, we got all the woolly goodness you could ever want!

But wait, there’s more! We also have friend-shaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR and RakiKazuki joining in on the fun. It’s like a sheep sleepover party that never ends!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a whole bunch of JP streamers like HoshimiyaMeeple and NEUN09 bringing their own unique sheepy charm to the mix. It’s like a multicultural sheep extravaganza!

So come join us on this wild ride of sheep, pixels, and unity. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Trust me, you’ll be bleating with joy in no time!

Players:	94/700	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crops Grown:	7308
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4