Primemc network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Robo Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, Advanced technology, Android, Artificial Intelligence, consent, Ethics, fembot, friendly handjob, futuristic, futuristic sex., Haven, human touch, human-like, human-robot interaction, Intimacy, machine learning, Pleasure, Robo, ROBOT, robotic companionship, Sci Fi, sex robot, Technology

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, imagine a place where fembots roam free and give out friendly handjobs to players.

Join this server for a chance to experience the wildest and most outrageous interactions with fembots in Minecraft history.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can have fembots giving you handjobs in the virtual world? Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server for a unique and unforgettable gaming experience.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fembots give you a hand… literally!

Dad’s Dungeon: No Visits, No Problem!

child’s best interest, co parenting, Communication Issues, court orders, custody agreement, Dads, Dungeon, enforcing visitation schedule, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, first date, ignoring calls, Jail time, legal consequences, long distance parenting, parental conflict, parenting struggles, Problem, shared calendar, teenage rebellion, threatening behavior, Valentine’s Day, visitation rights, visits

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Towns Built:	6
Enchantments Applied:	197	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mines Excavated:	4790	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for TV shows, but for co-parenting relationships too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through custody battles, shared calendars, and last-minute visitations.

Witness the epic showdown between a dad who only visits once a year and a daughter who has her first-ever date on Valentine’s Day. Will she choose her crush over her dad? Will the dad resort to extreme measures like calling the police and courts to enforce his visitation rights? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera, join us now and experience the ultimate co-parenting chaos in Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

SneakySteveMC SMP

controversial, deceitful, dishonest, dubious, feels wrong, gray area, Guilty, IMMORAL, improper, inappropriate, morally ambiguous, not illegal, Questionable, Shady, Sketchy, smp, sneaky, SneakySteveMC, SUSPECT, taboo, underhanded, Unethical

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	9394
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

So like, this one time on our epic Minecraft SMP, I totally pranked my friend by filling his entire house with chickens. It was so hilarious, he was like “wtf bro, why are there so many cluckers in my crib?!” And I was just there laughing my butt off because it was so funny.

But like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg of the crazy shenanigans we get up to on our server. We have epic build battles where we try to outdo each other with the most outrageous creations. And don’t even get me started on the insane treasure hunts we go on, searching for hidden loot in the most random places.

If you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

BlockBustCoGone

BANKRUPTCY, BlockBustCoGone, business failure, collapse of industry, corporate collapse, corporate downfall, corporate giants, defunct corporation, downfall of a titan, economic collapse, economic disaster, failed company, failed empire, financial crisis, financial institutions, financial ruin, lost empire, market crash, market failure, recession, too big to fail

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Remember that one company that everyone thought was too big to fail? Yeah, well, they’re gone now. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that giant, gaping void in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in all things Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that has the power to destroy entire villages with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs that failed company anyway when you have us?

HamasBlasted Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, doubt, eradication, extremism, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, HamasBlasted, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tension, radical groups, regional stability, rubio, security threat, Server, shaky ceasefire, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Potions Brewed:	104	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can totally eradicate ur enemies like rubio wants to eradicate hamas? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles where u can unleash ur inner rubio and show no mercy to anyone who crosses ur path. join us and be part of the epic war to end all wars in minecraft! come on, what r u waiting for? hamas ain’t got nothin on us!

FrostyPowerOutage

Attack, blackout, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, freezing cold, FrostyPowerOutage, Infrastructure, international relations, Military Action, Overnight, power plant, Residents, russia, SECURITY, strikes, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mines Excavated:	2606	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about those pesky Russia strikes hitting Ukraine power plants! We got so much warmth and cozy vibes, you won’t even notice the freezing cold outside. Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make those power outages look like child’s play. Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and endless fun! Who needs electricity when you have our server to light up your world? Let’s goooooo!

Neuro Build Craft

brain development, brain exercises, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health strategies, brain health techniques, brain health tips, brain plasticity, brain training, BUILD, challenging mind, cognitive function, Cognitive Training, Craft, learning, Memory, mental agility, mental fitness, mental muscle, neural pathways, Neuro, neuroplasticity, new experiences

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	762257
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Star Shards Collected:	90	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magic Items Found:	4151	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

join our server and become a MINECRAFT MASTERMIND. build epic castles and crazy contraptions that will make your brain EXPLODE with creativity.

challenge yourself with mind-bending puzzles and quests that will make you question reality itself.

who needs school when you can learn about neuroplasticity through MINECRAFT?

join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through the power of BLOCKS.

WARNING: side effects may include extreme fun, uncontrollable laughter, and a sudden urge to mine diamonds for hours on end.

Helios: THE REVOLUTION

Age Progression, Challenges, Curseforge, deities, Discord, governments, Helios, Minecolonies, Modded, Nations, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, Resources, revolution, Space Travel, Technological Era, Towns, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Star Shards Collected:	91	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features
Realistic Politics
Valkaryian Skies for sailing the seas
Impressive contraptions with Create mod
Realistic technological Era advancement
Manage society with Minecolonies

The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to enhance the Minecraft experience. With a roleplay-based Age Progression system, players can advance through different eras while influencing future gameplay.

For more information and to join, visit Discord or CurseForge.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the goal of the Helios Minecraft server?	The goal is to foster player engagement by allowing them to build towns or nations, manage resources, form governments, face challenges posed by deities, or simply relax.
How does the Age Progression system work?	Each Age changes gameplay style, technology, and environment. Players start in a vanilla-like Age and can advance to space travel, influencing future Ages through choices and suggestions.
Where can I learn more and join?	Visit the Discord server or CurseForge page linked above for more information and to join the Helios Minecraft server.

Whispering Willow Creek 1.20.5

1.20.5, Barefoot, Candid, creek, feet, foot fetish, Foot fetish blog, foot fetish community, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, Foot fetish pictures, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot model, Foot photography, foot pics, Foot selfie, foot worship, post, Soles, Thread, Toes, whispering, Willow

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	236	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Falling into the Void:	2	Potions Brewed:	159
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the boring real world and live your best blocky life.

We got cows that can do the Macarena, pigs that can fly (literally), and chickens that lay golden eggs.

And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they’re like the cool kids of the server, always throwing wild parties in the abandoned mineshafts.

Plus, our community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy and deranged as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some epic pixelated adventures together!

BlockyBO Minecraft Server

BlockyBO, Bộ, body odor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, coworker, customer service, Feedback, Hospitality, Management, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Professionalism, Server, Social Skills, teaching skills, Team Building, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Crops Grown:	3656	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team-building experience! Our workshops involve building epic collages together, but watch out for the BO monster lurking among us. Our coworker Mark may have a strong odor, but don’t worry, it’s just part of the immersive experience. Get close to your fellow players as you work together to crack open windows and escape the stench. And if you dare to confront Mark about his BO, be prepared for a chilly reception and some intense drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of surprises? Join now for a truly unforgettable adventure!

SleepCraftRUs

adolescent, bedtime, Communication, family conflict, Father, insomnia, lack of sleep, NAP, Parent-child relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, SleepCraftRUs, sleeping in, staying up late, teenage sleep patterns, teenager, waking up early

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Hey there! Are you tired of your dad waking you up at ungodly hours just to lecture you about your sleep schedule? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those early morning rants!

Join our server and escape to a world where sleep is never interrupted by parental nagging. Build your dream house, explore epic landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you to go to bed earlier.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, because who needs sleep when you have virtual adventures to embark on? Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for hours on end.

So say goodbye to early morning wake-up calls and hello to the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Join now and let the fun begin!

BlockSecretsMC

#revelation, BlockSecretsMC, Childhood, Communication, Concealed, confession, family, fear, Guilt, hidden, Honesty, parents, privacy, relationship, Secrets, shame, taboo, Trust, Truth, unspoken, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	737	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Towns Built:	8

Have you ever secretly built a giant roller coaster in your backyard made entirely out of cake blocks and pig saddles? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally let your wildest building fantasies run wild without worrying about getting grounded by your parents! Join us for a roller coaster ride of epic proportions and let your creativity soar to new heights (literally, we have flying pigs)! So come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to confess your Minecraft secrets and join the fun!

CraftyZelenskyy’sHouse Minecraft Server

ap, CraftyZelenskyysHouse, European Pravda, Minecraft, rejecting agreement, Server, short-sighted, US, White House, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	5598
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	45	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

so, like, imagine this, right? you are chillin in this Minecraft server, and suddenly the White House calls you “short-sighted” for not joining their server, like what even, bro? but who cares about the White House when you can join our server and build the most epic pixel art of Zelenskyy riding a unicorn while eating a taco made of diamonds, like, total boss move, amirite? forget about agreements with the US, join our server and create your own crazy adventures, like battling zombie llamas or riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCanuckUSState

annexation, Canada, Canada-US relations, controversial, CraftyCanuckUSState, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, headline, international relations, News, North America, Politics, potential merger, Premier Furey, speculation, statehood, trump, united states, US State, world affairs

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where Trump is all like “hey Canada, wanna be part of the U.S.?” and then Premier Furey is just like “heck yeah, let’s do it!” and now Canada is gonna be a state, like whaaat?

if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, then you gotta join this server, man. we got all the craziest stuff happening, like pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha. it’s a party 24/7 up in here, so come on and join the fun! you won’t regret it, trust me.

Mouse Munchies: Opsin 3 Quest

Animal Behavior, appetite control, Brain, brain activity, brain function, discovery, food consumption, human metabolism, hunger regulation, light-sensitive protein, metabolism regulation, Mice, Mouse, Munchies, neurobiology, neuroscience, Opsin, opsin 3, Quest, research, scientific study, suppress, weight management

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7501	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are like, super smart scientists who discovered how to control food consumption in mice with some brain protein thingy? well, on our server, we have this opsin 3 thing that can make u eat less in real life just by playing minecraft. it’s like magic, but with science and stuff.

imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies u want in minecraft without gaining any weight in real life. it’s like having a cheat code for your metabolism, but without actually cheating.

join us on this epic adventure where we explore the mysteries of opsin 3 and its effects on human metabolism. who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secret to eternal snacking without consequences. it’s like a science experiment, but with creepers and diamonds.

so come on, join our server and become a master of the opsin 3 universe. who knew playing minecraft could make you a scientific genius?

Players:	107/100	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31