Primemc network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SneakySteveMC SMP

controversial, deceitful, dishonest, dubious, feels wrong, gray area, Guilty, IMMORAL, improper, inappropriate, morally ambiguous, not illegal, Questionable, Shady, Sketchy, smp, sneaky, SneakySteveMC, SUSPECT, taboo, underhanded, Unethical

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Crops Grown:	4939
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

So like, this one time on our epic Minecraft SMP, I totally pranked my friend by filling his entire house with chickens. It was so hilarious, he was like “wtf bro, why are there so many cluckers in my crib?!” And I was just there laughing my butt off because it was so funny.

But like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg of the crazy shenanigans we get up to on our server. We have epic build battles where we try to outdo each other with the most outrageous creations. And don’t even get me started on the insane treasure hunts we go on, searching for hidden loot in the most random places.

If you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

BlockBustCoGone

BANKRUPTCY, BlockBustCoGone, business failure, collapse of industry, corporate collapse, corporate downfall, corporate giants, defunct corporation, downfall of a titan, economic collapse, economic disaster, failed company, failed empire, financial crisis, financial institutions, financial ruin, lost empire, market crash, market failure, recession, too big to fail

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Remember that one company that everyone thought was too big to fail? Yeah, well, they’re gone now. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that giant, gaping void in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in all things Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that has the power to destroy entire villages with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs that failed company anyway when you have us?

HamasBlasted Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, doubt, eradication, extremism, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, HamasBlasted, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tension, radical groups, regional stability, rubio, security threat, Server, shaky ceasefire, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	2129	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can totally eradicate ur enemies like rubio wants to eradicate hamas? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles where u can unleash ur inner rubio and show no mercy to anyone who crosses ur path. join us and be part of the epic war to end all wars in minecraft! come on, what r u waiting for? hamas ain’t got nothin on us!

FrostyPowerOutage

Attack, blackout, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, freezing cold, FrostyPowerOutage, Infrastructure, international relations, Military Action, Overnight, power plant, Residents, russia, SECURITY, strikes, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about those pesky Russia strikes hitting Ukraine power plants! We got so much warmth and cozy vibes, you won’t even notice the freezing cold outside. Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make those power outages look like child’s play. Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and endless fun! Who needs electricity when you have our server to light up your world? Let’s goooooo!

Neuro Build Craft

brain development, brain exercises, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health strategies, brain health techniques, brain health tips, brain plasticity, brain training, BUILD, challenging mind, cognitive function, Cognitive Training, Craft, learning, Memory, mental agility, mental fitness, mental muscle, neural pathways, Neuro, neuroplasticity, new experiences

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

join our server and become a MINECRAFT MASTERMIND. build epic castles and crazy contraptions that will make your brain EXPLODE with creativity.

challenge yourself with mind-bending puzzles and quests that will make you question reality itself.

who needs school when you can learn about neuroplasticity through MINECRAFT?

join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through the power of BLOCKS.

WARNING: side effects may include extreme fun, uncontrollable laughter, and a sudden urge to mine diamonds for hours on end.

Helios: THE REVOLUTION

Age Progression, Challenges, Curseforge, deities, Discord, governments, Helios, Minecolonies, Modded, Nations, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, Resources, revolution, Space Travel, Technological Era, Towns, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features
Realistic Politics
Valkaryian Skies for sailing the seas
Impressive contraptions with Create mod
Realistic technological Era advancement
Manage society with Minecolonies

The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to enhance the Minecraft experience. With a roleplay-based Age Progression system, players can advance through different eras while influencing future gameplay.

For more information and to join, visit Discord or CurseForge.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the goal of the Helios Minecraft server?	The goal is to foster player engagement by allowing them to build towns or nations, manage resources, form governments, face challenges posed by deities, or simply relax.
How does the Age Progression system work?	Each Age changes gameplay style, technology, and environment. Players start in a vanilla-like Age and can advance to space travel, influencing future Ages through choices and suggestions.
Where can I learn more and join?	Visit the Discord server or CurseForge page linked above for more information and to join the Helios Minecraft server.

Whispering Willow Creek 1.20.5

1.20.5, Barefoot, Candid, creek, feet, foot fetish, Foot fetish blog, foot fetish community, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, Foot fetish pictures, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot model, Foot photography, foot pics, Foot selfie, foot worship, post, Soles, Thread, Toes, whispering, Willow

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1922
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	5767
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the boring real world and live your best blocky life.

We got cows that can do the Macarena, pigs that can fly (literally), and chickens that lay golden eggs.

And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they’re like the cool kids of the server, always throwing wild parties in the abandoned mineshafts.

Plus, our community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy and deranged as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some epic pixelated adventures together!

BlockyBO Minecraft Server

BlockyBO, Bộ, body odor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, coworker, customer service, Feedback, Hospitality, Management, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Professionalism, Server, Social Skills, teaching skills, Team Building, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	9703	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team-building experience! Our workshops involve building epic collages together, but watch out for the BO monster lurking among us. Our coworker Mark may have a strong odor, but don’t worry, it’s just part of the immersive experience. Get close to your fellow players as you work together to crack open windows and escape the stench. And if you dare to confront Mark about his BO, be prepared for a chilly reception and some intense drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of surprises? Join now for a truly unforgettable adventure!

SleepCraftRUs

adolescent, bedtime, Communication, family conflict, Father, insomnia, lack of sleep, NAP, Parent-child relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, SleepCraftRUs, sleeping in, staying up late, teenage sleep patterns, teenager, waking up early

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Magic Items Found:	3816
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Hey there! Are you tired of your dad waking you up at ungodly hours just to lecture you about your sleep schedule? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those early morning rants!

Join our server and escape to a world where sleep is never interrupted by parental nagging. Build your dream house, explore epic landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you to go to bed earlier.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, because who needs sleep when you have virtual adventures to embark on? Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for hours on end.

So say goodbye to early morning wake-up calls and hello to the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Join now and let the fun begin!

BlockSecretsMC

#revelation, BlockSecretsMC, Childhood, Communication, Concealed, confession, family, fear, Guilt, hidden, Honesty, parents, privacy, relationship, Secrets, shame, taboo, Trust, Truth, unspoken, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Have you ever secretly built a giant roller coaster in your backyard made entirely out of cake blocks and pig saddles? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally let your wildest building fantasies run wild without worrying about getting grounded by your parents! Join us for a roller coaster ride of epic proportions and let your creativity soar to new heights (literally, we have flying pigs)! So come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to confess your Minecraft secrets and join the fun!

CraftyZelenskyy’sHouse Minecraft Server

ap, CraftyZelenskyysHouse, European Pravda, Minecraft, rejecting agreement, Server, short-sighted, US, White House, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? you are chillin in this Minecraft server, and suddenly the White House calls you “short-sighted” for not joining their server, like what even, bro? but who cares about the White House when you can join our server and build the most epic pixel art of Zelenskyy riding a unicorn while eating a taco made of diamonds, like, total boss move, amirite? forget about agreements with the US, join our server and create your own crazy adventures, like battling zombie llamas or riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCanuckUSState

annexation, Canada, Canada-US relations, controversial, CraftyCanuckUSState, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, headline, international relations, News, North America, Politics, potential merger, Premier Furey, speculation, statehood, trump, united states, US State, world affairs

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Emeralds Found:	1084	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where Trump is all like “hey Canada, wanna be part of the U.S.?” and then Premier Furey is just like “heck yeah, let’s do it!” and now Canada is gonna be a state, like whaaat?

if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, then you gotta join this server, man. we got all the craziest stuff happening, like pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha. it’s a party 24/7 up in here, so come on and join the fun! you won’t regret it, trust me.

Mouse Munchies: Opsin 3 Quest

Animal Behavior, appetite control, Brain, brain activity, brain function, discovery, food consumption, human metabolism, hunger regulation, light-sensitive protein, metabolism regulation, Mice, Mouse, Munchies, neurobiology, neuroscience, Opsin, opsin 3, Quest, research, scientific study, suppress, weight management

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Towns Built:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are like, super smart scientists who discovered how to control food consumption in mice with some brain protein thingy? well, on our server, we have this opsin 3 thing that can make u eat less in real life just by playing minecraft. it’s like magic, but with science and stuff.

imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies u want in minecraft without gaining any weight in real life. it’s like having a cheat code for your metabolism, but without actually cheating.

join us on this epic adventure where we explore the mysteries of opsin 3 and its effects on human metabolism. who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secret to eternal snacking without consequences. it’s like a science experiment, but with creepers and diamonds.

so come on, join our server and become a master of the opsin 3 universe. who knew playing minecraft could make you a scientific genius?

EcoCraft Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, d double d letter d lowercase d uppercase D d tag d keyword d search d term d phrase d long tail d double d comma d separated d list d 20 d tags d d d d tag d d keyword, d.., EcoCraft, Realms

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a magical wonderland on crack? Picture this: flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a dance party with Endermen.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated insanity where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on a sugar rush.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing predictable is the unpredictable. And also, we have free virtual cookies.

ActorFanaticMC SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Animals Bred:	184
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Farms Harvested:	581	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, our server is run by a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise! They have magical powers that can turn your pickaxe into a diamond one just by sneezing on it, no joke!

And get this, our spawn point is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! So you can build a house out of cheddar or go mining for some gouda, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, every full moon we have a massive dance party with the Ender Dragon, who is actually a really good breakdancer. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant dragon doing the worm!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama invasion). See you there, fellow gamers! #llamalove #cheeseworld #enderdragonparty

Players:	103/300	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8