We have an economy based on items in the game used as currency. Laid back building, farming, and exploring.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.
So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).
So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 2151 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 57 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?
But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
