| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 151 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 | New Chunks Explored: | 309959 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 4842 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4256 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 4941 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!
Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 1459 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9543 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7044 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 6299 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1664 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9815 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9688 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 5873 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1604 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4979 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5905 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7343 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 7925 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8057 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 8603 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 134 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 53 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5626 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 312 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7857 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9676 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 5979 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3497 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2677 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 813 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
