| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2884 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3357 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5630 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8428 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 6801 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 281 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 63 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3743 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 593 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7873 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 597 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 3386 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2646 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Votes: | 9244 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5422 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8471 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 189 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 58 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4572 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 328 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6081 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5210 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5702 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 200719 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2272 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 375 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8136 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8511 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6511 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8490 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 397 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
