PRIMAL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Secret Passages Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Potions Brewed:	136

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	588721	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Mines Excavated:	4471
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Animals Bred:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gods Slained:	1

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	81

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Potions Brewed:	152	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Votes:	481	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9008

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7773
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

Players:	92/400	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350