| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 5436 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1234 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3877 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 1225 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.
Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8139 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 4707 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5294 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 255 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?
BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4769 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5226 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Server | emerald.magmanode.com:31543 |
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| Discord | Join our Discord server |
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| Question | Answer |
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| Why are the servers sometimes slow? | The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan. |
| Are mods allowed on the server? | No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed. |
| Can I join the Discord server? | Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions. |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7142 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5876 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!
Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!
Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!
And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8511 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 110 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.
And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.
So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 400 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 8215 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 285 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.
So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4770 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6887 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 9426 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further! Welcome to The Perch!
We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.
And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.
• IP: mso.the-perch.net • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/
We hope to see you join our great community soon!
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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4208 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8476 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
We’ve got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Like, seriously, who needs real life when you can have a pet dragon in Minecraft?
And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, from massive PvP battles to treasure hunts that will have you digging for days. Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Just click that link and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 790 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1262 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Join us and experience the freedom to choose your own path in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a giant chicken statue? Go for it! Feel like creating an underground lair filled with lava and traps? The choice is yours! Just like this player’s husband should be responsible for the ear piercings, you can take charge of your own adventures on our server.
Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join us and let your creativity run wild. And remember, on our server, you’re never obligated to clean up after anyone else’s messes (unless, of course, you want to). So come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1345 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 192 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 2775 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!
