PriceyEatsNoMore | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UselessFactsMCSMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	306	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons.

First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a pet dragon that guards it all. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ DRAGON. And if you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, you get to keep all the loot.

But wait, there’s more. We have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like a thrill ride and a sauna all in one. Plus, if you survive the ride, you get a free diamond sword.

Oh, and did I mention the secret society of llamas that roam the server? They’re like the Illuminati, but fluffier. And if you can decipher their llama language, they’ll grant you three wishes.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast. And remember, always mine diamonds, bro. #YOLOMinecraftSMP #LlamaIlluminati

RewatchCraft: The Ultimate Comfort Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Votes:	148	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of rewatching the same old comfort show for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because our server is like your favorite comfort show on steroids! Imagine if your comfort show had a baby with a unicorn and that unicorn could fly and shoot rainbows out of its horn – that’s how awesome our server is!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a top, and events that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to breathe.

So say goodbye to your comfort show and hello to the wildest ride of your life. Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the best way possible, of course)!

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, challenge, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, Speedrun

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

AstralSpiff is a talented content creator and streamer known for their engaging personality and entertaining gameplay. With a strong following on various platforms, AstralSpiff has built a dedicated community of fans who enjoy their unique blend of humor and gaming expertise. Whether tackling the latest releases or showcasing indie gems, AstralSpiff consistently delivers high-quality content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

AliExpress Oasis 1.21

affordable shopping, aliexpress, bargain hunting, budget shopping, cheap products, Chinese products, consumer goods, counterfeit goods, digital shopping, discount shopping, e commerce, global retail, international shipping, knockoff products, long delivery times, Oasis, online marketplace, online shopping, overseas purchases, retail therapy, shopping addiction

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	New Chunks Explored:	289665
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Yo, bro, forget AliExpress, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual marketplace is like AliExpress on steroids, but without the weird knockoff products.

We got all the crazy mods and plugins you never knew you needed, like a flying pig pet that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to play a game of virtual hot potato with a TNT block? Well, now you can!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with invisible potion pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old AliExpress – Minecraft is where the real deals are at!

MomCareCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dementia care, elder care, Emotional support, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial responsibility, Guilt, long-distance caregiving, medicaid coverage, memory care facilities, MomCareCraft, parental care, personal sacrifices, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support systems

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	5282	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique opportunity to escape real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a judgment-free zone? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to seek perspective without any unwanted advice or criticism. Whether you’re dealing with family issues or just need a break from reality, we’ve got you covered.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can care for your pixelated mom without the stress of Medicaid or retirement savings. Our server is equipped with top-notch memory care facilities, located conveniently near Manhattan (sorry Staten Island, you’re on your own!).

Need a break from your brother’s drama? Fly your virtual mom to Europe without any hassle or guilt trips. And don’t worry about causing any real-life issues – on our server, the only problem you’ll face is running out of virtual blocks to build with!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because sometimes, escaping to a Minecraft world is the best therapy!

BlockyBites

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Emeralds Found:	6537	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!

But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Tipsy Brain Reacts Funny

addiction, alcohol use disorder, altered brain responses, altered brain responses to anticipated threat, anticipated threat, Brain, brain function, brain regions, critical roles, Detecting, emotional responses, external signals, funny, future events, Generating, INDIVIDUALS, internal signals, mental health, neuroscience, Prepare, Reacts, research, study, tipsy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	304	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u gotta like, prepare for the future and stuff? well, this server is like, totally perfect for u if u wanna train ur brain to detect signals and generate emotional responses! like, imagine u gotta fight off a bunch of creepers and u gotta be all prepared and stuff. this server will totally help u with that cuz it’s like, designed to make ur brain super smart and ready for any threat. plus, like, u can totally drink all the virtual alcohol u want while u play cuz why not, right? so come join us and get ur brain all altered and stuff, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, crossplay, Discord, Non-Laggy server, PORT, Semi Vanilla, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Tpa

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1911	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 weeks old! We have a community with all very active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!

Features:

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
teams

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 weeks old.
What makes this server unique?	It is as close to vanilla as possible and has a very active community.
Can I join different teams or towns?	Yes, many towns and different teams have been established for you to join.
Is the server laggy?	No, it is a non-laggy server.
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java?	Yes, the server supports crossplay for Bedrock and Java players.

Sister’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, behavior management, Brat, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, emotional regulation, Empathy, Enchanted, family dynamics, little sister, parenting, patience, Positive reinforcement, problem solving, Realm, role modeling, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisters, support system, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Farms Harvested:	629
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, bro, if your little sis be actin’ like a total brat, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, you can build a virtual mansion for your sis to chill in and hopefully stop being a brat! Plus, you can invite all her bratty friends to join too, and maybe they’ll all become less bratty together! It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and save your sanity from your sis’s bratty behavior!

MatrimonyMayhem Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, AITAH, co parenting, Communication Issues, dad, DAUGHTER, emotional impact, ENGAGEMENT, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, lack of involvement, long-distance relationship, MatrimonyMayhem, Minecraft, MOH, Resentment, Server, stepfamily, stepmother, Wedding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5988	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and surprises are always around the corner! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of finding out life-changing events through Facebook, just like our players do!

Explore the world with a chance to be the Maid of Honor for someone you barely know, just like our daughter in this wild story. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through family dynamics, surprise engagements, and absentee dads – all in the comfort of your own virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server out there!

DadCraft: Birthdays and Drama

Apology, BIRTHDAYS, brother, Conversation, cousins, DadCraft, Distance, Drama, Eva, family, Feedback, Grief, husband, Mental Wellbeing, miscarriage, mom, Playdate, Pregnancy, PROFESSIONAL, regret, Resentment, sister, Support

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild conversations just like the ones in the post above.

Need a break from your family drama? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape! We promise you won’t have to deal with any hormonal Eva’s or well-meaning but clueless moms here.

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and maybe even work through your own family issues in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have our server?

So come on, hop on board and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, no matter what drama unfolds, we’ll always have each other’s backs in this crazy virtual world!

UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, degen group, Degenerate, degeneration, EcoCraft, group activities, group behavior, Group Chat, group cohesion, group collaboration, group communication, Group Discussion, group dynamics, group formation, group interaction, group organization, group participation, group project, group study, group support, group therapy, group work, Haven

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	215

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Animals Bred:	128
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!