PriceyEatsNoMore | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Studio

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2439
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Animals Bred:	67	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	132
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mines Excavated:	3333	Divine Spears Created:	10
Star Shards Collected:	84	Herobrine Sightings:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8073
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Animals Bred:	198	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	4378

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crops Grown:	9180	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	7284
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchantments Applied:	128
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

Players:	90/900	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ores Mined:	789	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Secret Passages Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10