Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a tall, athletic, handsome young man with a degree? Look no further! Join our server where we value your potential and give you the freedom to live how you want, as long as you don’t expose us to your partners’ orgasms (or your own, for that matter).

Our server rules are simple: 1. Be self-supporting in-game. 2. Help with virtual chores. 3. Keep your virtual love life private.

We have a variety of players, from doctors to dancers to engineers, all trying to figure out their virtual futures. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – we’ll tell you that you’re pretty and guide you towards success. Just like in real life, right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and maybe find a virtual sugar mama or daddy along the way. Who knows, you might just rock your virtual MCAT and become the next virtual success story!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 14 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Chimeras Created: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • TearsOfJoyMC

    TearsOfJoyMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn instead of laugh? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying with happiness just like that one scene from that movie you love (you know the one).

    Join our server and experience the joy of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies with your new best friends. We promise you’ll be so happy, you’ll shed tears of joy just like when Simba finally takes his rightful place as king in The Lion King.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the tears of happiness flow as you embark on epic adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 449 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyCreeperClash

    CraftyCreeperClash
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be part of epic battles and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate showdown between Hezbollah and Iran against Israel! like, imagine building your own base and fighting off enemies with crazy weapons and armor. plus, there’s like secret missions and hidden treasures to find. it’s gonna be so lit, u gotta join now before it’s too late! come be a part of the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Caution: Enter at your own risk! EVO CIVS – Where semi-vanilla meets chaos and roleplay

    Caution: Enter at your own risk! EVO CIVS – Where semi-vanilla meets chaos and roleplay

    WELCOME TO EVO CIVS

    Looking for a unique geopolitical server to immerse yourself in? Want a world where your contributions matter and last? Ready to join a community that evolves and adapts over time?

    EVO CIVS is the server for you! EVO CIVS offers a persistent world where technological eras evolve over time, driven entirely by player actions. It’s designed for those who thrive in nation-building, alliances, and engaging in dynamic, player-driven worldbuilding without top-down admin interference. Features:

    • A 7k x 7k claimable world where builds and claims are protected.
    • Elytra and Nether travel are disabled to encourage land-based travel and infrastructure like roads, canals, and rails.
    • Player nations engage in diplomacy, war, trade, and alliances, with unique governmental structures and opportunities to grow in power.
    • A welcoming community for worldbuilding, including writing, building, and more!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    No Towny Claims are player-driven and admin-moderated.
    Custom crafting recipes and roleplay enhancements keep gameplay fresh while maintaining the semi-vanilla experience.
    Strict rules against toxic behavior, racism, and derogatory statements.

    Join a vibrant world where nations rise and fall, and where your actions shape the future of the server. The application process is open to the community, so don’t hesitate—people are always willing to help!

    Server Information

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Dimension Hops: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 New Chunks Explored: 389272

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made out of TNT. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up to some mischief. You never know when he’ll show up to prank you by turning all your blocks into pink wool.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wacky.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 New Chunks Explored: 939580
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Web Design Fanatic Minecraft SMP

    Web Design Fanatic Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, square-shaped Minecraft worlds? Do you crave the thrill of rounded edges and curves in your virtual adventures? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is rounded, from the trees to the buildings to even the creepers!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the shape of a giant donut somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of Donut King? Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon the elusive Round Table, where only the most circular players are allowed to sit.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where everything is rounded and the possibilities are endless. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your love for all things curved!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Dad’s Wedding No-Show Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Wedding No-Show Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world drama with some blocky adventures!

    We understand the struggle of dealing with a parent’s questionable life choices, so come join us and build your way to a happier place. Our server is filled with players who know the pain of family gatherings and awkward conversations, so you’ll fit right in!

    Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special quest to build a virtual wedding for your father and his girlfriend. Who knows, maybe in this alternate Minecraft universe, they’ll actually find true love! So come on, join us and let’s turn family drama into blocky fun!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 81 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Farms Harvested: 506
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3564 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • NoMILNoMCGranny

    NoMILNoMCGranny
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boundaries very seriously! Just like this protective mom who won’t let anyone kiss her baby without permission, we have strict rules in place to keep our virtual world safe and fun.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rule-breakers like this rebellious mother-in-law who just can’t resist smooching babies. Our community is filled with players who respect boundaries and understand the importance of following the rules.

    Don’t let guilt trips from family members stop you from joining our server. Take a stand, like this mom did, and show everyone that you mean business when it comes to enforcing boundaries.

    So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories and outrageous moments. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual MIL who just can’t resist breaking the rules!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftySocialCraft

    CraftySocialCraft
    Imagine a world where social media disappears overnight. Scary, right? But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual social experience like no other, where you can build friendships, explore new worlds, and even slay dragons together. Who needs Instagram when you can show off your epic builds to a community of fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors. So if you want to be prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, you better join us now! Who needs Facebook when you can have a creeper as a friend?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • TikTokCraft: No Russian Influence

    TikTokCraft: No Russian Influence
    so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got creepers that dance to tiktok songs and zombies that do the renegade. it’s like a party in the nether, dude.

    u know why u should join? cuz we once had this epic battle between herobrine and a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. it was, like, the most epic thing ever. herobrine was all like “boo” and the llamas were all like “nah, we cool, bro.”

    and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that can do the floss dance. yeah, that’s right, a flossing pig. what more could u ask for, amirite?

    so, like, join now and be part of the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server ever. u won’t regret it, bro.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Mythical Swords Crafted: 85

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crumbcraft: The Wonky, Wacky, Wild Server! Mods, Java, and a sprinkle of Forge 1.18.2!

    Crumbcraft: The Wonky, Wacky, Wild Server! Mods, Java, and a sprinkle of Forge 1.18.2!
    Server Name Crumbcraft
    Server Type Modded Minecraft
    Version 1.18.2 Java Forge
    Main Mods Tinkers Construct, Botania, Mystical Agriculture
    Custom Origins Yes, through datapacks
    Age Limit 15+
    Availability 24/7
    Discord Join our Discord

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join Crumbcraft, simply connect using the IP address provided in the server information or via our Discord server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

    3. Can I use custom mods on the server?

    While we support custom origins through datapacks, we do not allow additional mods that are not approved by the server administrators. This is to maintain server stability and fairness for all players.

    4. Are there regular events on the server?

    Yes, we host events and activities for our community to participate in regularly. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements and updates on upcoming events.

    5. How can I get support if I encounter any issues on the server?

    If you have any technical issues or require assistance while playing on the server, you can reach out to our server moderators or administrators through our Discord server. They will be happy to help resolve any problems you may encounter.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP

    Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we manifest bongland bfs who watch HxH and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew with us while swapping dirty diapers!

    Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!

    So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 2718
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Momma’s MineCraft Server

    Momma’s MineCraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some virtual fun and chaos that will make your family drama seem like child’s play.

    We’ve got players from all walks of life, just like the OP’s family. From generational wealth to struggling to make rent, our server is a melting pot of experiences. And just like the OP’s mom, our players have their fair share of pride and stubbornness.

    But don’t worry, we promise not to make you work three jobs just to survive on our server. Instead, you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content. And if you ever need to share your truth like the OP did, we’ve got a supportive community ready to listen (and maybe shed a tear or two).

    So come join us on our server, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real! Who needs alimony and child support when you’ve got diamonds and creepers to worry about?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Farms Harvested: 542
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Auntie’s Minecraft Madness

    Auntie’s Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some epic family drama that will make your gameplay more exciting than ever!

    Witness the intense guilt trip of a husband who feels responsible for his aunt’s demise, blaming his wife for the family rift. Will he choose his job or his family’s demands? Find out on our server!

    Experience the thrill of a stay-at-home mom navigating her daughter’s social-emotional struggles while dealing with in-laws who want them to move across the country. Will she stand her ground or give in to the pressure?

    Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, guilt trips, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs monsters and zombies when you have in-laws and siblings to battle with? Don’t miss out on the ultimate Minecraft soap opera experience!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 173 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BlockyBizarreMoments

    BlockyBizarreMoments
    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers? Well, get ready for more mind-blowing moments like that on our server!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with enchanted carrots. Trust us, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover a portal to a dimension where gravity is reversed and you can build your dream house floating in the sky!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown on a daily basis!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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