Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Potions Brewed: 176 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Magic Items Found: 6406

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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