Pretty Cats Ugly Fish | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

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Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock IP	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join our Discord

Server FAQ

What can players expect on Bucketry Minecraft?

Players can expect thrilling adventures, progression through ranks, immersive questline, trading features, custom enchantments, specialized activities, kingdom building, hidden treasures, grief prevention, advanced tools, companions, and more.

How can players join the server?

Players can join by connecting to either the Java IP (mc.bucketry.net) or the Bedrock IP (mc.bucketry.net:19132). They can also join the Discord server for community interactions.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers over 200 custom enchantments, special activities like Pyro Fishing, farming, and mining, custom spawners, better structures, CrazyEnvoys, ExcellentCrates, and more.

How can players protect their lands?

Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to protect their lands easily.

What other unique features does the server offer?

The server offers upgradeable hoppers, advanced chests, simple pets with a soul system, temporary flight, chat games, AFK pool, community events like PinataParty, and more.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6431

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8792
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PhotobombingGramps

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So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DisasterCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8153	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SkyHighShenanigans

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Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Villages Defended:	15
Buildings Constructed:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

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so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

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Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3474	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Draw Thread Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Well? Minecraft SMP

confusion, Curiosity, discovering, doubt, Exploring, hesitation, inquiry, introspection, Minecraft, pondering, question.., SEARCHING, seeking answers, seeking clarification, seeking information, seeking knowledge, seeking truth, seeking understanding, smp, uncertainty, well, what is it, wondering

Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join?

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.

2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.

3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.

4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is that you’re below 35 and a student (or at least claim to be)! Just like the guy who moved into a student house pretending to be a student in his forties, we welcome all sorts of characters here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll run into a clown wedding entertainer looking for his room, or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a group of housemates who haven’t even arrived yet but are already causing drama.

Don’t worry about fitting in, because on our server, the weirder the better! So come on in and let’s see what kind of crazy antics we can get up to together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home (even if you’re not actually a student)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	3940

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FireFighterHubby

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a kitchen fire? Look no further! Join our server for some fiery fun and drama that will make you question your marriage choices.

Just like the OP’s husband, you never know what kind of unexpected chaos will unfold on our server. From running barefoot to urgent care visits, our players always keep things interesting.

Experience the thrill of putting out virtual fires and saving the day, all while dodging angry spouses and questionable decision-making skills. Who needs a fire department when you have a trusty fire extinguisher and a sense of humor?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a grease fire in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye on your baby and maybe invest in some flame-resistant armor.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Potions Brewed:	107