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AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	12	Star Shards Collected:	138
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Farms Harvested:	777	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crops Grown:	8075
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	255
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Dragon Eggs Found:	1708
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	9117	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	279
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ores Mined:	5703
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Crops Grown:	8976
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	989817
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5735	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

Players:	94/700	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Votes:	8815	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8