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Dracon Earth

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5319

Dracon Earth is an Earth-themed Minecraft Survival server where the map faithfully reflects the real world geography. Players can build their own cities, form nations and fight for global dominance. With a mix of politics, economics and war, Dracon Earth offers a unique and immersive experience for all adventurers.

5.9.123.60

PokeCraft

1.16.5, BUILD, Community, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokecraft, pokemon, PvE, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Votes:	8458
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	4713	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

1.16.5 Pixelmon server come join us today and conquor the pokemon world, we look forward to seeing you all join and build your very own standing in our community.

173.240.154.37

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Emeralds Found:	7876
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bylka.nightpvp.ru

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	165	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Emeralds Found:	9930	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Meteorites Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3743	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

Players:	100/800	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45