Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.

So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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