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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7280 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2385 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5687 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take a poop before they could enter their base. And then another time, someone dressed up as a chicken and started clucking at everyone, it was so random but hilarious!
And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! How cool is that?! Plus, there’s this secret underground disco party that only the elite players know about, and you have to do a dance-off to get in. It’s lit, fam.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs to be president for a day when you can be king of this crazy server instead? Let’s get weird, y’all!
