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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 6337 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 2178 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take a poop before they could enter their base. And then another time, someone dressed up as a chicken and started clucking at everyone, it was so random but hilarious!
And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! How cool is that?! Plus, there’s this secret underground disco party that only the elite players know about, and you have to do a dance-off to get in. It’s lit, fam.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs to be president for a day when you can be king of this crazy server instead? Let’s get weird, y’all!
