PresidentialShockerLOLZ | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	3820
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Votes:	2623
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Crops Grown:	9943	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	236
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	160
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	21384	Farms Harvested:	581
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Void Armor Forged:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Potions Brewed:	196	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Towns Built:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Chimeras Created:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	New Chunks Explored:	576731
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

Players:	96/400	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3