So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Star Shards Collected: 268 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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