PresidentialGriefCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1606
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Farms Harvested:	530

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness a world where the American president once built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a mischievous group of creepers who now guard it with their lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where past presidents have hidden their most valuable treasures, guarded by zombie pigmen with a taste for gold.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	503	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Animals Bred:	76	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Buildings Constructed:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8752	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Emeralds Found:	5216	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	102	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Emeralds Found:	3868	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1