PresidentialCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play by the rules? Come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We don’t lock up our players, we let them roam free like wild animals. Build your own borders and watch as they get overwhelmed by crazy mobs and players. Need a sanctuary? We’ve got cities just for that! And don’t even get us started on the nether regions of our server, where nether creatures run wild and anything goes. Plus, our admin once got convicted of 34 counts of rape in-game…but hey, who hasn’t, amirite? Join us for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5425
Divine Spears Created:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

KidzGoneWildMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Animals Bred:	191
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	343	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mines Excavated:	4337
Buildings Constructed:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Astral Projections Made:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
New Chunks Explored:	56200	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4155	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Emeralds Found:	6016	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!