PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

childcare, Childhood, Communication, cultural norms, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, family tradition, Family Values, freedom, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Guilt, Haircut, homeschooling, parenting, PrePub, puberty, Rebellion, regrets, Son, Trimz

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2565	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	706	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mines Excavated:	2178
Farms Harvested:	929	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8599	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1536	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Star Shards Collected:	269
Magic Items Found:	6779	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Farms Harvested:	266
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	3061

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4119
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	286
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7024
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!