PrehistoricMC Server: Were Humans Here Before Adam & Eve?

Adam, Adam and Eve, ancient civilizations, ancient myths, archaeological evidence, Biblical History, Creation, early humans, Eve, Evolution, human development, human evolution, human existence, human migration, human origins, humans, prehistoric humans, PrehistoricMC, religious beliefs, religious texts, scientific theories, Server, theological questions, world history

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the pre-Adam and Eve humans hang out! That’s right, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where ancient humans used to party it up before the whole Garden of Eden debacle.

Join us for epic battles against dinosaurs, quests to uncover lost civilizations, and of course, plenty of snacks (because who doesn’t love a good snack break while exploring ancient ruins?).

So if you’re ready to uncover the mysteries of the prehistoric past and have a laugh along the way, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the lost city of Atlantis while you’re at it!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Potions Brewed:	196	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Towns Built:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	171	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Emeralds Found:	9515

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	12

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	1119
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Votes:	461	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	840	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Void Gems Collected:	39
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5528
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crops Grown:	7035
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.